I am the Keymaster!
Fuck!
So it's official: I am the Keymaster. To what, you may ask?
The Closet.
That's right! Apparently, I'm such a good advice-giver and consumate stealth fag that it seems everyone in my non-raver social circle with some secret Gay or Bi tendencies feels the need to share the fact with me. On more than several occasions, I have ended up not realizing that my "hot straight friend" wasn't straight until I was going out with them! ARGH! Now it seems that my Hyperslut reputation has preceded me, and I'm being propositioned by Bi-Curious friends-of-friends for advice, or worse....
This would be more entertaining if it weren't so disturbing... please have a hearty laugh at my expense.
Sincerely,
Not a Hyperslut.
Last edited by Niko; Sep 20, 04 at 04:32 PM.
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