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Old Dec 08, 04
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A Clay Aiken X-mas!!!

So I would have posted this in the 'Douche-Bag' section, rather than the 'Punching Bag' section but Miles won't make a Douche-Bag forum, so this will have to do.

Anywho, so I just finished masterbating and when I turned off the porn, what do I see? A Clay Aiken Freakin Xmas! There is no reason this Douche-Bag should have a Xmas special! Garfield YES, Charlie Brown OK, Murphy Brown NOP, and Clay Aiken HELL NO!! And to top it all off, he's wearing a really gay sweater! Thank GOD it wasn't a sweater vest, otherwise I would have to write a letter to Clay, and include a little xmas Anthrax! Die Douche Die!!!

P.S. Sue Bitch bought a Pancho from Wal Mart today.....
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Old Dec 08, 04
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hahaha it was soo funny when they made fun of him on mad tv....hehehe

flip i miss u!!!

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"Hi, this is Clay Aiken. I hope you and I can get married someday!"

"Let's see what's in the news today. Hmm.. Canada stalls on trade pact."

"Here are some words that rhyme with 'Aiken'. Bacon... Forsaken.. Jamaican... the town of Macon, Georgia....."
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I hope Sue wears that Pancho next week to Panchos!

And yes, that Clay Aiken twat needs to find a real job...
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Old Dec 08, 04
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Gay Gaykin lol - funny post dude!

but my mum says he's got a good voice - mums always are a little out of touch eh!

I hope not to hear gay gaykin this christmas - let alone Kelly Fartson! or Ruben Stutterer - its sad that I know all of these - but fuck they've been all over nazi television....and these are idols by the way

Clay - gay,
Ruben - Fat
Fartson - Downsyndrome

that leaves all the normal people to yet be represented!

The newest addition to the American idol family is Fantasia -
She needs to learn how to stand up straight! shes always touching the floor with her forehead!

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I hope Sue wears that Pancho next week to Panchos!

And yes, that Clay Aiken twat needs to find a real job...
Twat - lol- havent heard that since the homeland years past - your intune to other cultures eh> especially with your Maple leaf - you earn my respect as a cultured Canadian!

For those who don't know - the uk definition of a twat is a pregnant goldfish.

Clay Aiken wishes he could get pregnant!
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Old Dec 09, 04
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no i never found a pancho at walmart stupid fat store lots of fat people shop there its sick
and flip you worry me sometimes
gremen anal fisting?????
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**vomit**
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Old Dec 09, 04
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gremen anal fisting?????
Where did that come from? Do you mean German or Gremlin fisting? Dude gremlins are so cute , and if you could teach then how to do german anal fisting.....well that would be freakin awsome! That will be on Clay Aiken's xmas special next year.
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Old Dec 09, 04
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who is worse? clay aiken OR rita mcneil?
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Rita McNeil was on Trailer Park Boys.

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Old Dec 09, 04
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i bought a poncho at walmart in grade 9 and rocked it waaay before anyone else rocked them - i love wearing ugly things and laughing when people look at you funny

Flipppppy I miss you!!
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