Dear Fax Machine...

mapleleaf4ever · #1 (**permalink**) Dec 16, 04

i. Please feed the pages properly
ii. Quit saving faxes in the memory when you have plenty of Paper
iii. DON'T FUCKING PRINT BLANK PAGES WHEN WE NEED EVERY PAGE OF A FAX

I guess... all in all... eat shit and die. thanx.

mapleleaf4ever · #2 (**permalink**) Dec 16, 04

Yah... taught that bitch a lesson... :kam:

Dr. Doom · #3 (**permalink**) Dec 16, 04

PC LOAD LETTER?!

mapleleaf4ever · #4 (**permalink**) Dec 16, 04

Size 11 Vans Shoe!

Dr. Doom · #5 (**permalink**) Dec 16, 04

ps. The meaning of PC LOAD LETTER

http://h20000.www2.hp.com/bizsupport...ectID=bpm00733

mapleleaf4ever · #6 (**permalink**) Dec 16, 04

Yah, that's not the problem.

G-Style · #7 (**permalink**) Dec 16, 04

The worst is when you have to call teh person back and tell them your cheap ass fax machine hewed the shit up and can you re send it. hat's always a little embarassing.

charly · #8 (**permalink**) Dec 16, 04

in soviet russia, machine faxes you!

dapimpstress · #9 (**permalink**) Dec 16, 04

Fax machines suck someone's nutsack... i hate them.. they make all those annoying noises and fuck shit up all the time. its MAD weak.

robyn · #10 (**permalink**) Dec 16, 04

I am the self proclaimed Prime Minister of the fax machine at my work. It never fucks up.

mapleleaf4ever · #11 (**permalink**) Dec 16, 04

In that case, Robyn, can I schedule you for a Meeting with it? :)

Grapes · #12 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

Quote:

in soviet russia, machine faxes you!

I have yet to hear a "soviet russia" joke that didn't work. Makes me lol EVERY TIME. It's weird because I keep expecting to not laugh.

ebbomega · #13 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

^^ Spend about 2 days on Slashdot, clear that right up for ya.

Grapes · #14 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

Thanks friend!

shorerider · #15 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

just get winfax. it's painless and lets you edit faxes no prob! go buy a fax modem OK

mapleleaf4ever · #16 (**permalink**) Dec 18, 04

I haven't used one of those in like 3 and a half years. meh, my Boss is apparently buying one of those new HP IDOITALLANDMAKECOFFETOO things... Scanner, Fax, Copier.

P.S. Haven't seen you post in awhile..... :p

robyn · #17 (**permalink**) Dec 18, 04

Don't be scared of the fax machine erik, it's just a waffle iron with a phone stuck in it.

mapleleaf4ever · #18 (**permalink**) Dec 18, 04

I love Waffles! :D