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Dec 24, 04
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East Vancouver "thug" Hoes
So it's like this... I'm drunk on the SkyTrain on my way back from Tribeca. Mindin' my own Business with my MiniDisc on. A couple ingrates get on the Train and start making a hoopla of noise and talking about being from East Van and being hardcore. We get just past Gateway and in my impaired state I just look at the chick and roll my eyes. BAD IDEA APPARENTLY! She takes one step towards me and punches me right in the face!!! LIKE WTF?! I unfortunately didn't reply in kind as her two friends looked kind of menacing and I didn't feel like getting stabbed with an HIV infected needle. So now I have a mildly swollen and sore right eye. HAPPY XMAS BITCH! I'll post a pic of my eye later.
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you should have beat the fuck out of all 3 of them.
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the one thing i fucking hate about the city are all the wannabe gansters all over the place, skinny little 140 dudes geared right out acting all bad ass fuck, i would have raged right the fuck out.
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^^ hahaha punch out her 2 buddies
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i wouldn't go out of my way to hit a girl.... but regardless of sex... a punch hurts... and if the bitch wants to be a hardcore gangsta.... then she better be prepared to take a beating.
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you got punched by a girl? :|
what you do is start laughing uncontrolably.. that pisses them off even more. and if she's some fucking gangster, and she's hitting on you, then I say cuff her upside the head like the bitch that she is. I mean, don't give her a fucking uppercut or anything, but open palm smack in the back of the head "SMARTEN UP" type of thing. Or hell, just push her over. Or trip her, or spit on her, or poke her in the eye, or kick her in the vagina.
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you shoulda kicked the douche muff in the douche muff,twice!
next time that happens kick her in the douche muff,TWICE!
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hahahah Erik you should of just smaked the emerg button and started throwing punches cops would of came on you say you were jumped and faught back.. More then likley you will see those 3 carted off you checked out and released then you get the satisfaction of smacking them around and getting them brought home to mamma in cuffs lol...
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so what happened?
did she punch you and then take off? I say you should've punched the living hell out of the first one, then taken out your headphones and carefully shoved it up her unconcious ass! then dragged her and threw her in front of the skytrain. And finally turn around to see the other 2 run.
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She punched me and (my memory is kinda fuzzy as I was fairly intoxicated) then we stopped at Surrey Central and I got off. They continued on. I was just in shock about what happened you know? lol Only in Surrey. Fuck I miss my Car.
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Dec 24, 04
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this my friend is why i always pack the bear mace and fish bat when i must roll into slurrey.....seriously cant trust ANYone in that city
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Yah, it seems shit always happens to me when I don't have my Baton with me. Damn Murphys Law!
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damnit i need one of those police batons...you hear that santa? BRING ME NEW WEAPONS!!!...
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carry a katana with you... hide it well of course... but when shit like that happens, whip it out... then let the true test of "gangsta" fortitude begin... or a gun with rubber bullets... won't kill but will show people who the boss is...
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what u do is take a shotty, cut off the end of the bullet so only the cardboard pusher remains... and shoot someone in the ass.. wont break skin but will leave a bruise the side of a basketball..... just don't aim for the head.. or you'll end up like crow..
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