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Old Dec 27, 04
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theres always a guy thats TOO drunk

I went to the Mirage and then was invited to a House party last night and of course it was NO ONE i knew.
There was this one guy just got out of control... You know, at Raves..the one naked guy? cause hes just soo fucked, he just gets naked?
(one day it will be myles.)

anyways, I was playing drunk Foosball and durring the shots intermission, this drunk guy takes my hand and drags me arround the corner giving me just enough time to look at my foosball partner with the "COME HELP ME!" look.
He draggs me up the stairs, and takes me to the bathroom and sits me on the toilet while he locks the door.
i stand up and ask him what was he doing? and he asked me how tall i was. after telling him my hieght he proceeded to take off my high heeld shoes... now im getting a little worried by this point, i mean, i just bought those shoes today and they were expencive on Boxing Day. i know nothing could happen as he was a pretty scronnie guy...but him barfing was a definant option.
sitting on the toilet, i ask him why he brought me to the bathroom, while i watch him remove his shoes....
After he stuggles to strap on my high heeled shoe to his matching sized foot, he then stradles my lap and tries to kiss my face.. i lifted my knee and crotched him to the floor. He gets up telling me that i am so mean and cruel, and this is all my fault.. "buddy, i dont even know you."
he then attempts to put on my second shoe.

is this situation sounding odd to anyone else, cause i was drunk, and this was REALLLLY wierd to me. and im the queen of wierd.


now wearing both of my witch pointed stilletto heels he tells me to stand up. i oblige, and then face to face... him a little taller says to me in a drunkin slurr, "Im rediculously good looking. And you are rediculously cute. Its your fault i have to feel pretty in your high heels and its your fault i have a crush."
trying not to embarrass him with my confused laughter, i get up to reach for the door handle, he again throws me to the toilet, climbs on top of me and tries to kiss me once again. This wasnt funny anymore. I started yelling and there was banging on the door. i pushed him off of me and opened it walking out with my shoes in hand.
the best part, was it was his mom who was at the door.

went back downstairs and to my surprise 3 people came to me in concern that i was alright.. it was so wierd. i dont know what made me feel more uncomfortable, him trying to kiss me in the bathroom, or him wearing my shoes?

hahahaha, Dear livejournal.

FIN
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Old Dec 27, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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i bet his mom is thinking that she did a good job now.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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Somehow I think I'd be more worried about him wearing the shoes and actually saying the fact that he looked "pretty" in them. Someone needs to ask himself some deeper questions. lol Reminds me of one of the Characters in Monty Pythons' "Life of Brian"
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Old Dec 27, 04
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ahhahahahaha, what the fuck.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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she went into that bathroom FINGER POINTED IN AIR!

i could hear her screaming from downstairs.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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oooohh! she's a finger pointing mom.

i bet she beats him too.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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was it g-rock?
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Old Dec 27, 04
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At best with the Zoolander reference he was on a touch and go basis, but the knee to the crotch should have made the loser realize, he had a snowball's chance in hell!

You should've told his mom he tried raping you, that would have been the ultimate.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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was it g-rock?

Good Karma for you :angel:
:4stars:

not this time.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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In these situations I don't think that it was alcohol that caused him to act like this. He wanted to act like this and alcohol was his excuse and/or allowed him to follow through with his actions.

Lots of people (myself very much included) get pretty damn blasted, but never put other people in uncomfortable situations or cause harm to other people.

Blame the person, not the drug.

Buddy likes how he looks in women's shoes, more power to him. He knew what he was doing. If he was able to actually put the shoes on and stand in heels, he was sober enough to know that forcing a girl to stay in a bathroom is wrong. He may not remember it, but he knew what he was doing.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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^^ exactly.

I would of wooped him.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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hey i get naked at some parties..... but not just walk around style, we normally have a planned purpose and it isn't like we just dance around all night naked it is only a like 10 min thing......
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Old Dec 27, 04
 
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i bet his mom is thinking that she did a good job now.
hahahaha.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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Who knew a horrible night would have started at the Mirage! (..guffaw!)


ps- I think I *may* have been "that guy" that is "too drunk" last night, thaaankfully I wasn't an asshole.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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ps- I think I *may* have been "that guy" that is "too drunk" last night, thaaankfully I wasn't an asshole.
baha, i still haven't seen this. well, there was that one time, but that was more of a too hungover. soon.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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the most odd part about it, was he was actually good looking, in a Steven Hyde sort of way.


*drools, owe Hyde, you will be mine, yes, you will be mine.*
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Old Dec 27, 04
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Drugs and Alcohol are never an excuse for bad behaviour

Its bs when ppl say they were too drunk ect

I can go days with no sleep, just drinking and doing rails and i still act normal

Some people get "drunk" so they can act like idiots, thinking no one will care
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Old Dec 27, 04
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Why did you go into the bathroom with him in the first place?
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Old Dec 27, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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pee partay?
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Old Dec 27, 04
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Why did you go into the bathroom with him in the first place?
i figure he must have had a secret to tell her. i know that's where all my important conversations take place.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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he did not seem like a threat at all. lol.
he was a cute guy, who was trying to steal me away from the other guys i was hanging out with, where else do you take someone you have intentions of raping? public forum?
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Old Dec 27, 04
nope.
 
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drunk guy takes my hand and drags me arround the corner giving me just enough time to look at my foosball partner with the "COME HELP ME!" look.
Yeah that's totally what I do while 'cute' guys are dragging me around. YOU MAKE NO SENSE MIRAGE GIRL.
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Old Dec 27, 04
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I can go days with no sleep, just drinking and doing rails and i still act normal

can someone plase make this one of those hip signature quotes please?
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Old Dec 27, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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^^i change my signature for no Man.
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Old Dec 27, 04
nope.
 
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can someone plase make this one of those hip signature quotes please?
I'll do it cause it makes him look so cool.
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