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Punching Bag Bitch, cry and whine your way into oblivion. |
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clumsyness
i really dont try to be clumsy at all..
i really try to be more attentive, focused and stay away from doing dumb things. im starting to seriously think its in my blood or something. im the queen for losing stuff..even stuff that i cherish a lot, and whereever i go i always manage to get a cut or a bruise. WHY?! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hope its a phase. |
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seriously.. i could be walking casually down a hallway and outta no where a pole would drop from no where and id walk into it.
i lost something that is very very important to me today.. i lost it once before and i even secured it more so i wont lose it again. and now lookie look. |
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soooo
today i went to the passenger side to get stuff out of the car... dig my head in grab toolkit and turn my head out and A BRANCH POKES TEH CORNER OF MY EYE OUT. veryyy dangerous... second incident... took a shower, bent down to put lotion on my legs and while standing straight i smoke my head on....THE DOOR KNOB. wtf. |
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^ I would say, dont operate a motor vehicle today. Hehe JK!
I work in a gr.1 class... Everything is 6yr old sized. The chairs, the desks, the children... I walk into and/or trip on a lot of stuff (and kids) every day. I feel your pain! I think the desk-height bruises on my shins might be permanent. M'eh... |
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Oh! And I burn my forehead every time I straighten my hair. Yeah, in the same spot. And I've given up on rasors. I'm get my legs waxed now. I might as well be Edwardina Scissor hands... While I'm at it... On Monday (first day back to work in a week) I put on my mascara and jabbed my eye with my declumping efforts. Watered for 15 minutes... I had to wait it out before I could drive to work and walked around with one red eye and one perfectly made-up eye. I wont even get into the paint, glue, glitter, miscelaneous children's snack foods I end up with on my clothes from work... My nickname in high school from our trip to France & Italy was "Trippy" because I found every pothole, every crack in the pavement, every cobblestone out of place... basically I tripped on any uneven surface I came across. Argh...
Last edited by veN; Feb 01, 05 at 09:20 PM. Reason: additions |
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nev we have more than just a few things in common... u know that?
i dont know if this is clumsyness or straight up dumbness, but last night i was tracing some drawing and smart bev decided to shine a super bright light on my face and paper so i could see it better. half and hour i started seeing stars and my eyes went crazy wonky... i totally forgot about the "dont stare at the sun for more than a few seconds" rule. |