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so i'm playing fable, and i'm one bad ass mother fucker. i was so evil that people didn't even hang out outside of the hero's guild because i might kill them. i got imprisoned by that cocksucking jack of blades and tortured for a number of years, trying to figure out how to get that fairy poetry boy to let me out (i thought i might have to go down on him), when i stopped playing for the day.
today i got up to resume my journey only to find that i had been transformed back into that unbearded virgin youth.
wtf?
i don't even want to play that game anymore.
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