lesson: if you're going to dance on the stage, do NOT put your drink ON THE MAIN MIXER FOR THE HOUSE!
lesson: if you're going to stand around the stage and be a dj ho, do NOT throw your half-finished beer facedown in the DJ's record bag!
(I will KILL whoever did this to me at Mangladesh. My vinyl still stinks of beer.)
lesson: if you see a girl you really like, do NOT obtain her number under false pretenses and call her nineteen times in four hours, leaving voicemails that get progressively more pathetic/frightening
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