Brisk = Barf

Mr.Dave · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 21, 05

SO I walks up to the soda vendor and I sez "I need some refreshment see??"

Jerk didn't say nothin so I sticks a coin in his ear and pokes his nipple, and out of his inside parts plops a Brisk Baby.

So I sez to him "Hey Pal, glad we could work somethin out", and I tosses back the Brisk in all its close-to-iced-tea goodness.

And then outta nowhere's comes these rumblins. And I gets this gargumptuous urge to BARF ALL OVER THE PLACE. It's an hour and a half later and I still feel like I'm gonna BARF ALL OVER THE PLACE.

And now I just remembered why it's been so long since I've had a Brisk. Every time I have one, I want to BARF ALL OVER THE PLACE.

I usually have a stomach o' steel. What the shit?

krisamata · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 21, 05

eww i hate brisk

stringbeans · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 21, 05

BARF ALL OVER THE PLACE sez I!

Sarah... · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 21, 05

poor guy....
lessend learneded i guess

LeeBrat · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 21, 05

aww, that sucks
but yeah, brisk (and most other pops) are very yucky :388:

veN · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 21, 05

Brisk =/= Iced Tea

It's like a reeeeally bad knockoff... :(

Jeaninah · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 22, 05

Want some real refreshment?? Theres this stuff called water that not too many people know about these days. Mmm its soo good and refreshing, and doesn't give you the urge to vomit violently after finishing up some.

Mr.Dave · #8 (**permalink**) Feb 22, 05

Where can I get some of this? Does it come in red? I like red.

Jeaninah · #9 (**permalink**) Feb 22, 05

Its really hard to find these days. Go into basically any corner store and go to the very back behind all the shiny and brightly coloured bottles and look under the layers of dust.
also
I'm sure in some places in the world it does come in red.

Jarman · #10 (**permalink**) Feb 22, 05

wow, this water sounds so fascinating, as unfamiliar things tend to be.

any ways in or out........

ewww!
Brisk is fukin wack! Wiggedy-wiggedy wack! Every time I rink one, it makes the back of my.....throat? Chest? somewhere between the 2..........sting like a sunofabitch.

Brisk, and all associated with it should be put into a MASSIVE microwave an cooked to black shit on the hotplate............

Hot Karl · #11 (**permalink**) Feb 22, 05

i used to like brisk when i was younger, now i can't stand the stuff, way too sweet.

Mr.Dave · #12 (**permalink**) Feb 22, 05

I'm gonna kick Rocky's ass.

Bevvy Swift · #13 (**permalink**) Feb 22, 05

brisk is just gross. thats your problem dood.

BAL1STOPHER · #14 (**permalink**) Feb 22, 05

thats brisk baby

Nismo200SX · #15 (**permalink**) Feb 23, 05

go grab some Demineralized water or Steam Distilled water. its cheaper than any other water and its the best refreshment you will ever get. its the way water is supposed to be. cold and wet in your mouth no taste at all. if water has a taste then theres more than just water in there. mostly crap u dont need

miss.myra · #16 (**permalink**) Feb 23, 05

Brisk is waaaaaay too sweet and non iced tea tasting.

next time go for water, dave :p

ty_guy · #17 (**permalink**) Feb 23, 05

i drink about 1½ L a day, soooooo good! as for that red water, i'm thinking that wouldn't be the healthiest. stick with the clear. also i'd be careful with that bottled water ..... anyone see that CSI episode with the Nimso bottled water?? like 4 people died cause some person put this stuff around opening of the bottle. huge Brita filter jug works fine for me.

miss.myra · #18 (**permalink**) Feb 23, 05

or if water fails, you could always try some good old YOP.

Nothing says refreshment like drinkable yogurt!

BAL1STOPHER · #19 (**permalink**) Feb 23, 05

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Originally Posted by miss.myra

or if water fails, you could always try some good old YOP.

Nothing says refreshment like drinkable yogurt!

willis has one of those in his hand at all times .....its like its surgicaly attached

miss.myra · #20 (**permalink**) Feb 23, 05

Really? That's disgusting.

Mr.Dave · #21 (**permalink**) Feb 23, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nismo200SX

go grab some Demineralized water or Steam Distilled water. its cheaper than any other water and its the best refreshment you will ever get. its the way water is supposed to be. cold and wet in your mouth no taste at all. if water has a taste then theres more than just water in there. mostly crap u dont need

Minerals aren't bad for you. Water companies have done a great job making it seem otherwise though.

I should clarify that I was in a jazz rehearsal and there wasn't any water close. Otherwise that would've been my choice. I drink like 2L a day.

Goat · #22 (**permalink**) Feb 23, 05

Isn't a brisk the thing they do when someone cuts off your forskin?

Jarman · #23 (**permalink**) Feb 23, 05

^
*shudder* let's head that one off right there.........

yeah, tap water (especially here in bc) has all those wonderful minerals we need, but don't really get anywhere else. an it's free! Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it better to drink lots of tap, than lots of bottled?

Yop is the shit. I nee to buy a goddamn case.........Yop me Momma!

Grapes · #24 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 05

That's Brisk, baby!

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thats brisk baby

.. DAMMIT!