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The shit went Surrey last night.
I got fucking jumped last night by 2 Surreyrites:
It's 3am and I'm at the Knight&Day restaurant down the street from my place. I was with my ex, Natasha we were just chillin' having a bite to eat. As we're leaving and paying for our food, this skidish looking trailor trash motherfucker looks at Tasha and grunts "nice ass!" as he's flicking his tounge at her. Respectfuly I reply "Suck it." Surreyrite #1 leaves the building. Tasha & I leave the restaurant to go back to my place, and I see a dark station waggon sitting in the drive way. As I'm walking up the street back to my house Surreyrite #1 yells "hey you dumb fuck, do you still want me to suck your dick -- come here!" I did the best I could to ignore the inbred bastard. He kept yelling shit at me as we were walking up the street -- so at that point I yell back "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Emmidietly the car sped off and it seemed like he drove around the block to meet me at teh next intersection. As i guessed it -- the dude was there with the introduction of Surreyrite #2. They pull up closer to the intersection and get out of the car. The Surreyrite #1 takes his shirt off revealing his jail tatty's. (ooh motherfucker I'm scared) He runs up to me and yells "how about I suck your dick now, punk!?" then pushes me into King George Hwy. (given it's 3am and there's no traffic) I push the fucker back, "fuck off dude, CHILL!" (yeah, the irony kills me right about now) only to be traded off to Surreyrite #2 who jumps on my back and puts me in a choke hold. Sureyrite#2 looks like Garth from Waynes World on some serious steroids. In the mean time you have Tasha yelling "oh god please stop!!!!" And all I can do is throw some elbows in to try and get Garth off my back. Surreyrite#1 throws a swift punch right to the MOUF. Garth pushes me down on the ground then both of the welfare collecting, lucky lagger, drinking, kraft dinner eating motherfuckers jump back into their station waggon and drive off. Natasha was scared to shit.. but nothing happened to her cause their beef was with me. I have a fat lip to show for it.. but holding this cold beer up against my face feels quite nice. I hate this so called city. Last edited by C_squared; Feb 27, 05 at 04:19 PM. 
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Both those dudes were looking to start shit. Given they were both drunk & the jail house tatty's meant a lot built up anger from all the ass raping. Wrong place at the wrong time. GO SRY!
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Given there are some nice neighbourhoods in SRY, but Whalley is the sweaty arm pit that just happnes to represent the city in the wrong way.
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1. surrey
An "exciting" place to walk after dark in BC, Canada, with an interesting combination of rural, industrial and inner city areas. Mostly hookers and junkies, anyone with money and a hot girlfriend is obviously a dealer. Also see surrey girl and slurrey. Home to many strip clubs, XXX stores and schools. Guy in bar: "So, where are you from?" Girl: "Surrey" (funny look on guys' face when he realizes he WILL get laid, but at what price?) Source: surrey_girl, Nov 16, 2004
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glad your alright carlos, just thank god you didint get stabbed or anything.
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That suck's but atleast you didn't get stabbed or anything like that, living in some what the same area i know how it can be especially late at night since i'm often out that late alone. Luckily nothing like that has ever happened to me but always hearing about stuff like this worries me a little.
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Last edited by C_squared; Feb 27, 05 at 05:29 PM.
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