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Old Mar 20, 05
Don't Believe The Hype
 
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diva is a jewel in the roughdiva is a jewel in the roughdiva is a jewel in the rough
um..

i weighed myself and realized that since this time last year, i'm 43 pounds heavier

this makes me really upset

especially when i have a shitload of clothes in my closes made for my skinny former self

43 pounds
i'm only five two

maybe i have a tumor growing in me somewhere because i honestly can't see where it's all being stored, and people who see me admit that i've gained weight, but keep telling me that i don't look as though i've gained 40 pounds

i don't know why i'm posting this here
maybe i'm looking for words of encouragement?
i don't want sympathy, and i'm not going to blame this on anything other than the fact that i've developed an unhealthy obsession with food, and an even unhealthier obsession with not moving around

add a few meds in there that are supposed to make you want to eat 24/7 and cause you to be tired alllll time and...

yeah.
woe.
and stuff.
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Old Mar 20, 05
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So.. do you mean to say you are of the short, cellulitic and stubby variety?

Are you ashy too? Because that would just be the icing on the cake!
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Old Mar 20, 05
Don't Believe The Hype
 
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diva is a jewel in the roughdiva is a jewel in the roughdiva is a jewel in the rough
no cellulite at all
my ass is as smoothe as a baby's bottom

and i always moisturize, so nope, not ashy either
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Old Mar 20, 05
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Originally Posted by MistressSpankME
So.. do you mean to say you are of the short, cellulitic and stubby variety?

Are you ashy too? Because that would just be the icing on the cake!
weight can be lost.

ugly can't.
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Old Mar 20, 05
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^ hah what he said.


don't sweat it. just work it off. maybe part of the weight you've gain is muscle mass? either way, it's never a good thing too see on the scale...go work out and stop eating bad shit.

summer's coming and that means fruits and veggies. i tend too loose some pounds during the summer.
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Old Mar 20, 05
Don't Believe The Hype
 
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diva is a jewel in the roughdiva is a jewel in the roughdiva is a jewel in the rough
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Originally Posted by cubed
weight can be lost.

ugly can't.
exactly
i'll be able to get back to the way i looked last year, i'm sure of that





*shudders*

edit: i'm the one in the first pic! NOT the second. just wanted to clear that up

Last edited by diva; Mar 20, 05 at 10:43 PM.
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Old Mar 20, 05
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*shudders*
barf

ps - bikram is your friend :P
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Old Mar 20, 05
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ouch that's really shitty that u gained all that weight, but hey maybe its muscle? muscle weighs more than fat
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Old Mar 20, 05
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i think she looks nice
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Old Mar 20, 05
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Ooo, what a lovely tea party.
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Old Mar 23, 05
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in reference to your karma comment dogprincess, The only reason I even said anything was because she clearly wasn't in the position (or weight category) to insult my body either, yet she already has.

And yes, the secrets out, I'm fat AND hideous in the face.. how do I ever face the world!

HIDEOUS I say! Curse my mother for allowing such a disgusting creature out of her body and into this world!

See for yourself, I can barely get that ass through a door and check out my sea of cellulite!)(@#&)!@*

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Old Mar 23, 05
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i think she looks nice
Don't listen to them... I'm damn hot and they know it.
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Old Mar 23, 05
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zarlon will become famous soon enoughzarlon will become famous soon enough
your face looks a little weird there imo.

not to be a hater or anything. :)
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Old Mar 23, 05
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NO desserts, cake, cookies, candy, chocolate, latte's, Mcdonald's, fries, fast food, beef (mainly ground), fatty meat (bacon). Nothing deep fried EVER, no butter, nothing with cream in it, read every label. Miracle Whip instead of mayo, balsamic vinegar or low-saturated fat dressing instead of fattier kinds. At a resturant ask about your dish and substitute things for healthier choices. Eat only whole wheat carbs (don't have to limit them) and have pasta only once a month. Avoid beer of course. Exercise (I do only sometimes) when you can. The only unhealthy thing I eat a lot is chips.

Every little bit adds up over the years. These are all the things I do to avoid the inevitable weight gain caused by aging metabolism slow-down.

Oh yeah and no sex either nun lady!
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Old Mar 23, 05
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^ hah what he said.

That coming from someone who is BOTH fat AND ugly doesn't exactly have the desired effect, my dear.


(And yes, if I'm "fat" then you -deffinately- are too.)

edit: oops

Last edited by MistressSpankME; Mar 23, 05 at 02:37 PM.
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Old Mar 23, 05
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NO desserts, cake, cookies, candy, chocolate, latte's, Mcdonald's, fries, fast food, beef (mainly ground), fatty meat (bacon). Nothing deep fried EVER, no butter, nothing with cream in it, read every label. Miracle Whip instead of mayo, balsamic vinegar or low-saturated fat dressing instead of fattier kinds. At a resturant ask about your dish and substitute things for healthier choices. Eat only whole wheat carbs (don't have to limit them) and have pasta only once a month. Avoid beer of course. Exercise (I do only sometimes) when you can. The only unhealthy thing I eat a lot is chips.
"Wow! If I do that will I live to be 100?"
"Nope. But you'll feel like you are."
- Toulouse & Dr. Leckie, back when "The Coast" was a weekly sunday strip called "Toulouse"
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Old Mar 23, 05
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"Wow! If I do that will I live to be 100?"
"Nope. But you'll feel like you are."
- Toulouse & Dr. Leckie, back when "The Coast" was a weekly sunday strip called "Toulouse"
But you're a guy! Doesn't apply.
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Old Mar 23, 05
prangin' out
 
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hm, i did not say you are funny looking.

i said your face looks weird in that specific picture.

way to blow things out of proportion:)
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Old Mar 23, 05
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haha I realised that, and actually came back to correct myself. You can't blame me much though, considering your past comments. Sorry!

I even agree with you too haha, its such a great picture though, regardless.

I'm still the perdiest horse in the stable, so HAH! :D

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Old Mar 23, 05
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Originally Posted by SquiLa

Oh yeah and no sex either nun lady!

*gasp* HELL NO! thats the best work out EVER...
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Old Mar 23, 05
Big Deal Lucille
 
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haha I realised that, and actually came back to correct myself. You can't blame me much though, considering your past comments. Sorry!

I even agree with you too haha, its such a great picture though, regardless.

I'm still the perdiest horse in the stable, so HAH! :D
my horse is way purdier.
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Old Mar 23, 05
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*gasp* HELL NO! thats the best work out EVER...
Yeah I know. I was referring to diva's comments from another thread.
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Old Mar 23, 05
Big Deal Lucille
 
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this is WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP.
unlike your photos.

http://www.fnk.ca/board/showthread.php?t=72605
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Old Mar 23, 05
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Originally Posted by impure
this is WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP.
unlike your photos.

fyi, the only photo that was retouched at all was the one posted by diva. And it was just to smoothe out a couple skin impurities, is all. I rarely photoshop my pictures. Photographers don't have time to spend hours on photos I probably didn't pay them for, and I don't have the skills, or much of a need to do it myself. So don't try throwing that at me. IF anything was done it wouldn't have altered my appearance enough to make your shot at me viable.

And you clearly don't get what I was saying, nor was it meant for anyone else but as a joke for claire so.. go away or something :D
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Old Mar 23, 05
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ps. your horse IS perdy though.
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