my sister on the phone

sidekick · #1 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

Me: Hey, Jill.
Sister: Hi.
Me: It's Jake.
Sister: Hi.
Me: Okay. Well, is mom there?
Sister: No.
Me: Oh, well then can you tell her to call me back when she gets home?
Sister: Why?
Me: What?
Sister: Why do you want to talk to her so bad?
Me: It's none of your business.
Sister: But why do you want to talk to her?
Me: Look, I got caught sleeping with one of my professers and now they're kicking me out of UBC and I thought mom should know.
Sister: Really?!
Me: NO! Tell her I called, dammit.
*Click*

TrixX · #2 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

Hahaha, families are great aren't they????

i'm guessing she's younger than you! :)

sidekick · #3 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

yup!

and everytime i call home it's like i'm talking to the police.

what are you doing? why? how come? where are you? what's going on?

Cdn_Brdr · #4 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

^Calls home that involve my brother are almost identical to that.

Can I talk to Mom?
NOPE

Every call starts with that line...

mapleleaf4ever · #5 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

That's what you get for fraternization Jake. :p

Damn Sisters... can't even pass on a simple message. My Sis has a problem with that too.

MissBehavior · #6 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

That's why my conversations with my brother tend to start:

Me: Yo...Mom or dad home?
Bro: Yeah (No)
Me: Werd...Put one of them on the phone (Werd. Tell them I called then).
Bro: Okay.

If they're not home, then regardless of the fact I told him to pass along the message, this call is usually followed up with a call to my mom's (or dad's) cell.

LeeBrat · #7 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

oh my, tat must get quite annoying...
luckally my little brother isnt like that...yet...

Liqwid · #8 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

i bet u did get caught sleeping with one of yer prof's...

no wonder yer doing soo well!!!

~dalyn

Kandyapple · #9 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

haha this is why i'm glad I'm an only child. I think I would freek if someone did that to me.
"JUST FUCKING PUT THEM ON THE PHONE FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!!!!!!" Rawr!!
:p

ty_guy · #10 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

very similar to my conversations with my sister but she only says like one or two words at a time and she's always so thrilled to hear from me (sarcastic meter: peaking) tho she can be helpful by buying tickets for me =) love her for that.

justa~gurl · #11 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidekick

Me: Hey, Jill.
Sister: Hi.
Me: It's Jake.
Sister: Hi.
Me: Okay. Well, is mom there?
Sister: No.
Me: Oh, well then can you tell her to call me back when she gets home?
Sister: Why?
Me: What?
Sister: Why do you want to talk to her so bad?
Me: It's none of your business.
Sister: But why do you want to talk to her?
Me: Look, I got caught sleeping with one of my professers and now they're kicking me out of UBC and I thought mom should know.
Sister: Really?!
Me: NO! Tell her I called, dammit.
*Click*

lol

thats cute

i wish i had a little sister

mapleleaf4ever · #12 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

^ You can have mine! :)

brokencrayon · #13 (**permalink**) Apr 14, 05

haha thats funny...my sister is the exact same way when I'm away/out and I call home. She's older so like you said, it's like talking to the police... nosy little buggers!

ppcock · #14 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 05

is your sister hot?

BAL1STOPHER · #15 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

^ You can have mine! :)

i second that

sidekick · #16 (**permalink**) Apr 15, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by ppcock

is your sister hot?

sorry, i think she already has a boyfriend, marty. but i'll be sure to put in a good word.

Custard · #17 (**permalink**) Apr 16, 05

i used to be like that on teh phone.

but mainly when i would be watching tv, so id say anything to end teh conversation, and forget what transpired after the phone hangs up.