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Punching Bag Bitch, cry and whine your way into oblivion. |
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wutever booz, someone's GOT keys to my house. fucking stole my 2 pairs of my shoes. i know they found the keys. but i dunno how they know which house. i guess sumbuddy i know or my family knows has the keys...but our keys don't have addresses on them... oh well...and we're a bit lazy to change the locks... nothing worth stealing anyways... but my SOAP shoes which are gone anyways...
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always have them on you. pants pocket during the day. in the track pants when you're just fucking around the house. when you're gettin' ya freak on, only undress down to one sock, sling your keys in there.
*jingle jingle* *jingle jingle* *jingle jingle* *jingle jingle* r. |
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WAR AMPS!!
Has anyone seen the commercial for the War Amps key return thing??
There's the classic old guy talkin about war amps, and he's holdin these keys with this war amp key chain on it. if you loose your keys, they'll send them back or something... THEN out of no where, this girl with no arm starts floatin up cause she's like holding onto something... who knows it just looks funny as hell... she's really into the war amp key chain return thing too... I'm going straight to hell... Maybe you should invest in one of these Booey? |
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galaxie here!
Hun...............buy yourself a lanyard to keep them on!
seriously.....I -always- used to lose my friggin keys.....then I got a lanyard, and know I always know whre they are. It just makes them easier to spot in a room and stuff 'cause there's this big ass piece of fabric hanging off them. That, and you could make a spot where you always put them. |