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Old Apr 29, 05
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Static Electricity
Why couldn't wood, glass or ivory be the standart material to make doorknobs?
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Old Apr 29, 05
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hahahaha.

My cat keeps coming up to me.. and sparks me with his nose.

its fucked.
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Old Apr 29, 05
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Shame on whoever invented electricity!
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Old Apr 29, 05
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splinters, easily broken, and why should we kill elephants for our doors?
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Old Apr 29, 05
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No, use the already dead elephants.... and human teeth...

Imagine what a doorknob it would be... A DOORKNOB THAT BITES!!!
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Old Apr 29, 05
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Maybe if you were a early 20th century head of an imperial colony you'd have ivy doorknobs lol.
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Old Apr 29, 05
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Maybe if you were a early 20th century head of an imperial colony you'd have ivy doorknobs lol.
So that's what it takes to avoid static electricity?

Daaauuum!
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gotta go back in Time and become English.

i could think of worse ways to spend my weekend.
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Old Apr 29, 05
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Or you could just have a Plantation in the Deep South and then your Manservant could open the Door and get shocked for you.
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Old Apr 29, 05
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Or you could just have a Plantation in the Deep South and then your Manservant could open the Door and get shocked for you.
GENIUS!!!

I am giving you all my 2 week notice as well...
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Old Apr 29, 05
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Static Fanatic!
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Old Apr 30, 05
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GENIUS!!!

I am giving you all my 2 week notice as well...
See you in Georgia!
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Old Apr 30, 05
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@ my last job workin on a press
that shit had the worst static electricity ever

specially on this thing called the sheeter
one bar had enuff juice 2 knock u the fuck out

i remember grabbing fuckin sheets of paper then touching sumn metal my finger wood spark up. and it wasnt just a lil jolt it fuckin hurt.
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