Todays preggo lesson...

[Haze]

Today I was listening to some dumb ass 20 y/o girl that works with me... AS she excalims about how she is not going to lose he baby from working all these graveyard shifts la la la la I was lost inconfusion since she is TELLING ME THIS IN THE FUKKING SMOKING ROOM! Todays lesson is:

When pregnant, smoking is not in your childs best interest! (on a side note I am trying to figure out if her unborn child prefers menthol or ultra light)

- ë

[~*tct*~]

some peoples kids eh

[G3N3R4L]

some people are just born stupid.

[dapimpstress]

^ others aquire it over time. its hard to say. either way this woman's a fucking moron.

[diva]

Well besides being in the smoking room, she was right. Women who work a lot of night shifts have a higher chance of miscarrying their babies.

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Haze

Today I was listening to some dumb ass 20 y/o girl that works with me... AS she excalims about how she is not going to lose he baby from working all these graveyard shifts la la la la I was lost inconfusion since she is TELLING ME THIS IN THE FUKKING SMOKING ROOM! Todays lesson is:

When pregnant, smoking is not in your childs best interest! (on a side note I am trying to figure out if her unborn child prefers menthol or ultra light)

- ë

Ultra Light.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Erin

Ultra Light.

really, it's like you're not even smoking at all.

[Erin]

I love smoking.

[crookedking]

smoking loves you too.

and, let's be honest here people, chances are your kid is going to smoke anyways. get em started at an early age.

[Erin]

Sweet sweet smoking...

[crookedking]

i'm going out for one right now.

[Erin]

:( What about us??

[crookedking]

i'll give you one when you get here.

[Erin]

A smoke?!?!? Hot Dog!!

(Picture me doing the arm swing thing and then punching myself in the face...)

[crookedking]

that's like doing a polish arm wrestle by yourself!

[Grapes]

Well besides being in the smoking room, she was right. Women who work a lot of night shifts have a higher chance of miscarrying their babies.

Well, no, she was wrong. Because she said she was not going to lose her baby from working graveyard shifts.

So besides being dumb, she was wrong.

[pbreak]

Originally Posted by Haze

(on a side note I am trying to figure out if her unborn child prefers menthol or ultra light)

- ë

john player special cut all the way... I have a feeling the baby will be a sailor.

[DefJef]

Originally Posted by Haze

Today I was listening to some dumb ass 20 y/o girl that works with me... AS she excalims about how she is not going to lose he baby from working all these graveyard shifts la la la la I was lost inconfusion since she is TELLING ME THIS IN THE FUKKING SMOKING ROOM! Todays lesson is:

When pregnant, smoking is not in your childs best interest! (on a side note I am trying to figure out if her unborn child prefers menthol or ultra light)

- ë

Even worse is pregnant girls drinking and getting wasted! Fetal Alcohol Syndrome much??

Its selfish and sad..

[napoleon]Idddddiioooott. [/napoleon]

[charly]

Originally Posted by sirjeff

Even worse is pregnant girls drinking and getting wasted! Fetal Alcohol Syndrome much??

Its selfish and sad..

[napoleon]Idddddiioooott. [/napoleon]

so when they're completely wasted, you punch em in the stomach or throw them down the stairs. :P

[LeeBrat]

Originally Posted by sirjeff

Even worse is pregnant girls drinking and getting wasted! Fetal Alcohol Syndrome much??

Its selfish and sad..

[napoleon]Idddddiioooott. [/napoleon]

this is so true :( a few of my really close friends have this (they are twins)but their mother apperantly drank alot during pregnacy. one of them wasnt really affected, but his sister was, and she cant really hold a job or anything like that...

[yoko*]

A cardiologist I know was telling me that during open-heart surgery on certain long-term smokers, a piece of their black lung just crumbles off..