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Jan 28, 02
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stupid humans
i'm slacking off hard at work right? and this lady comes up to me, with a questioning look in her eye. she says
"excuse me, but i was wondering if you could answer something for me." "i'll try" i respond. she leads me to a bird cage "do you think that if i buy this my birds will get out?" i think to meself, it's a bird cage. it's designed to keep them in captivity. i told her probably not and she bought it. oh yeah ppl are like killing the world and not really caring thats kinda stupid too 
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Jan 29, 02
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humans never cease to disappoint me.. :184:
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Jan 29, 02
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Jan 31, 02
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to whomever gave me good karma
i'm not human. you can think whatever you want, but i'm not.
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Jan 31, 02
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I don't find it 'dissappointing' as much as I find it amusing... :108: people will never cease to entertain me. m.
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Jan 31, 02
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Jan 31, 02
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Jan 31, 02
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I work at little caesars... one customer called up and so I says to him "thank you for calling little caesars, this is steve speaking, would you like to try our 5.99 special?"
and he asks "what's your 5.99 special?" me: "It's a medium peperoni for 5.99" him: "what's does it have?" me: "uhm... pepperoni." him: "that's it?" me: "yeah, just pepperoni" him: "you mean there is no sauce??" and by this point he is yelling at me... me: "yeah... there is the dough... and the sauce... and cheese and pepperoni" him: "that's what I want to know! what's on the pizza!" and then he yelled at me some more about how I should tell people what's on the pizza... and then he ordered like 2 or 3 of those... bleh... how can you not know what toppings come on a pepperoni or a ham and pineapple!!! UARGH!!!
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Jan 31, 02
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Without dumb people, there would be no smart people.
Homer Says : I am so smart!! S-M-R-T What I find funny are these people. They order a large popcorn, with a large drink with extra butter. And they stress, diet pepsi!! They mention it many times so the order isnt taken right. WTF? How in the world is a diet pepsi gonna make a difference. I know some people are diabetic, but most who order this are obese.
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Feb 02, 02
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Feb 02, 02
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Crooked King,
That may have seemed like a stupid question, but birds do get out of cages. We've got 2 lovebirds that are now in their 3rd cage cuz they figured out how to get out of the other 2...... its pretty fucked up actually. Cage #1.....Maybe we've just got smart birds but they squeezed thru the bars which were kind of big. Then 1 of them got their head stuck hahaha so we got rid of it. Cage #2........ they fuckers figured out how to actually open the cage door w/ their beaks and then get out.... Now we've got them in Cage#3 that has a latch on the door thats gotta be waaaaaay to heavy for them to lift =) We've also got a little dog that figured out how to open the cupboard door under the sink where my mom keeps her boxes of red wine and the dog will sit there and lick the spout of the boxes cuz she LOVES wine. I guess i've just got fucked up pets.
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Feb 07, 02
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haha you have a wino dog!!!! lmao
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Feb 07, 02
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The stupidity of the human race does nothing but amuse me. And don't get me wrong, I put myself in that category too. lol
Klaus, "you mean there's no sauce?" rofl.. whatta knob. I had this guy come up to my till at work and he was like "this may seem like an odd question, but can I touch your nibs?" so I was like "what the fuck.. get outta here... weirdo" then he says "no, I want to feel the nibs, you know, to see if they're fresh." "oh god.. here *hands him a pack of nibs*. Just TAKE them."
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Feb 07, 02
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my experiances with pizza service... bleh
"How long will it take?" "to deliever to your house? 30 mins at least?" "can you get it here in 5?" "it takes 10 mins to cook..." "so can you have it here in 5 mins?" "Fuck what the hell is wrong with you? "can I speak with your manager?" Experiances with drafting jobs: "I'm missing a part to build this?" "okay" "send one by couriour to me at my house in chillowak?" "what part is it?" "A [50 cent plastic pipe]" "Don't you have any at your house?" "I don't think It's fair that I should have to use one of the extra ones I have" "but It costs me 100 bux to coruiour to your house" "well I guess I could use this one..."
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