attacked by a crow!

miss.myra · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

wtf

I'm just walking down the street minding my own business when out from a tree swoops a crow and bashes into the side of my head.

now really, wtf.

It didn't really hurt so much, but the feeling of 'what in the fuck was that?' came across my mind. I look across the street and there's a friend of mine who just happened to be walking by who saw the whole thing just laughing at me. He says apparently if they have a nest nearby they can be very territorial.

And the part about this all that really bugs me is that crows are generally dirty, scurvy beings. Time to shower!

FU CROWS.

cheeseburger · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

kaaa kaaaa

mapleleaf4ever · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

Maybe it just wanted to peck out your Eyes and eat your Brains... Time to rent Birds! lol

Gusto · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

whoa wtf, time to start fighting back

miss.myra · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

I was fully ready to take a swing if that fucker swooped back.

Gusto · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

"The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."

veN · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

That happened to me in aus this summer, cept it obvisouly wasn't a crow. I was walking across the bar patio and it dove at me twice and scratched my eyebrow! I was so scared! And there were so many onlookers, so at random times when I was making my way around the hostel ppl would say to me "see any birds lately?" and start laughing :(

Moon · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

i hate crows

at my old house we had a tree in front with a nest there.... when we moved in i parked my car under that tree and for the first week the crows would seriously shit ALL over the car. my car would be like 60% covered in crow shit.

so after moving my car away from that tree, walking to the house would be a nightmare with these crows diving to smoke my head. son of a bitches.

so finally the municpal governemnet services came to trim the tree... and got rid of that fucking nest.

Hot Karl · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

crows suck. but pigeons are worse.

baby-phat · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hot Karl

crows suck. but pigeons are worse.

Definitely.. I've never had a crow fly at my head but just last week as I walking down the street I nearly got taken out by a frickin pigeon! It narrowly missed bashing me in the face. *grumble* I hate birds!

Ree Fresh · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

I think Myra gets out too much :P

zarlon · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

birds!

yoko* · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

haha if I witnessed that I'd have laughed too...

sorry to hear that though. hope you're scurvy free

stephen_c · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

no doubt that bird is a reincarnated crow whom u trespassed against in a previous life.

dabbler · #15 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

strange and shitty thing to happen, but i laughed out loud when i read that.

sorry :$

miss.myra · #16 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

oh no i think it's hilarious! laugh away! haha

fucking crows.

sungoo · #17 (**permalink**) Jun 22, 05

wtf, that's kinda messed up.
I don't think I've ever been attacked by a bird...

Veni*C · #18 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 05

I HATE CROWS.. OMG.

ive been attacked by a crow before.. and it wasnt only one time.... it was for like a week straight....... it followed me to work.. and drove at my head... the weird thing was.. there would be other people around and it would only come after me.. :(

im soooo scared of crows now.. everytime i see them... i start walking really fast (almost running) and i shudder everytime i hear that awful sound.... KAWWWW KAAAWWWW!!!!!

*shudders*

C_squared · #19 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 05

Dude, sorry to hear that but I'm lollin' pretty hard right now.

I watched my ex get attacked by a crow.. she totaly deserved it. Not saying that you deserved it. But watching her get smacked by a bird was bliss.

cubed · #20 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 05

I had one swoop at me tonight on my way to work.

He got one chance, the second time I knocked it out of the air.

LeeBrat · #21 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 05

heh, thats rough, sorry to hear it, what a crazy experiance that musta been

Manda-Panda · #22 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 05

i was with my friend when out of nowhere a crow starts swooping at her head, unfortunatly all i could do was fall to the ground laughing. it happened to my sister too, apparently the crow just kept attacking to the point she had to throw her jacket over her head and run.

scary

zarlon · #23 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 05

man i would be chillin with that crow if it was me. i like them birds.

Technique · #24 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 05

Myra,

That is very strange, I was downtown wednesday around noon for lunch and 2 crows were attacking people ...

I was walking near granville and these two crows were taking swoop and dives at anyone who was walking by, it was pretty crazy people were running lol.

Jeaninah · #25 (**permalink**) Jun 23, 05

THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE WORLD..
shit, have you ever seen the simpsons with the dolphins?? its going to be like that!?! They're going to live in our houses and we're going to have to live in treessss... I'm scared of heights >>>>>>>>>>>>> :(