Fu*kin Store Hawks!!!

[t-skywalker]

F or some reason everytime i go shopping i get followed all over the store...i make decent money and i look and smell fine...wtf!!!??? does this happen to anyone else on a regular basis????

and im not all scketchy in stores ither cause i worked in retail for 7 years in management....do i need to wear like pink dresses and brand name expensive purses to be left alone...hahahahahah.....could you imagine me in a dress or something!!! hehe..that would be funny!!!

[veN]

Its b/c you smell so good that people are following you. That or your amazingly good style that they're trying to observe and copy. Adopt either of those as your new reason for employees stalkin you in the store and you can giggle to yourself as they trail behind you! :)

[dapimpstress]

ps- its probably some freako's that kick it on the internet all day and have no interaction with real women.


they see you and its like the wolf and the chick in red (from that rabbit movie? haha)

yeahhhhhhhhh girl.. just strut that shit! u must be the hottness, why else would they be followin you? ;)

[Gusto]

jessica rabbit, who killed roger rabbit

[meth0dical]

^i just watched that movie for the first time in years the other day

[Zz-MR.VAIN-zZ]

if you wish to piss them off put something in your pocket, make sure they see it happen and then run behind something, take it out of your pocket and leave the store. They will search you and find nothing!

[Grapes]

Lose the Castro hat.

[gnosis]

Pay no attention to the Rent-A-Cop!

They have no authority except to call the police, like any other civillian might do.

I've been questioned, before, by a security-knob, who insinutated that I'd lifted some merchandise.

I ripped strips off him while he slinked back to his store.

As stated above, if the kuntz are going to "profile" you, then have _FUN_! Fuck with them! Make like you _are_ knicking something! And trash-em down when they search you and find nothing!

Put the agro-uniform-freaks in their place!

Frosty
("I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way." - Jessica Rabbit)

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by meth0dical

^i just watched that movie for the first time in years the other day

I hated the part where they killed those little shoes :(