Stupid Canadian Tire Guy

[Anjew]

God damn guy and his stupid tools.
HE GOT ANOTHER ONE....
I mean every month he needs a new tool.

GOD DAMN GUY
lol

[Tayfoon]

I Like that guy, he can mow the lawn and pleasure his wife all at the same time

[Goat]

Ever see the This Hour Has 22 Minutes parody with Rick Mercer?

"It's 6am, get the @#$! out of my garage!!!"

[wishbone]

his wife or neighbor is always doing some chore the difficult way.

thank god he can show them a way to save them 5 minutes every month for $500!!!

[Anjew]

Yeah man..
what a showoff.
Bastard guy

[MC Hammered]

Originally Posted by wizzfish

his wife or neighbor is always doing some chore the difficult way.

I wonder what he would do if he found his wife and neighbour doing each other the "diuffcult way". :041:

[wishbone]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

I wonder what he would do if he found his wife and neighbour doing each other the "diuffcult way". :041:

I'm not sure, but i'm sure he'd find the answer at Canadian Tire!

[Silverwinged]

"This 12 gauge also has a swiss army knife for up close encounters if you want to gut the bastard like a fish and avoid the messy splatter of brain matter."

[wishbone]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Silverwinged again.

[MC Hammered]

Originally Posted by wizzfish

I'm not sure, but i'm sure he'd find the answer at Canadian Tire!

I wonder if the neigbour paid her in Canadian Tire money??

[MC Hammered]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

"This 12 gauge also has a swiss army knife for up close encounters if you want to gut the bastard like a fish and avoid the messy splatter of brain matter."

I think you meant to say "This 12 gauge has the optional wetvac and swiffer attachments in case you need to quickly clean up the spallter of brain matter"

LOL!

But I'd like to see someone gut a guy with a Swiss Army knife. I think you would get pummled by the time you figure out which one is the knife!

[Silverwinged]

LOL!
swiffer.
hahahahahah.

"Okay... that one is the cork screw... This one... Nail clippers? Okay okay, just sit there for another second man, i think i've got the knife this time.."

[MC Hammered]

Like this movie I saw where he pulls out a nail clipper and flips out the nail file.. "Watch out man!!! I'll nick you bad!"

[onefour]

youre just all jealous cuz u dont get a discount when you shop at canadian tire for you car accsesories like he does; thats how he got his new dubs on his mini van.

[MC Hammered]

If you ever see me own and drive a minivan I give you permission to shoot me on the spot.

[charly]

^you mean you don't want to be a soccer mom? GEEZ. what a disappointment you are.


(ps - i find it funny that i was complaining about this dude earlier to my friend. and i come on here and find this. haha)

[b0ld]

can't wait when they have him do a demo of a pellet gun or a sling shot....

[Grapes]

I once went to a focus group where we had to sit through something like 182 commercials in a row, and like 10 of them were Canadian tire ads.

They got bad ratings from me. VERY BAD

I just wish there was a comments section: "The only way I would enjoy another commercial featuring that Canadian tire guy is if his head was featured on the business end of whatever new tool they were selling"

[crookedking]

my parents always get the little gizmos that he promotes.

that thing that you take underwater and have it pull you around is so cool.

[Max Lazarus]

I fucking hate that dick and his whore-of-babylon wife, his shit-eating grin is a portal to the evil of capitalism.