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Bug Bites
Well this morning i wake to having 2 on my back 2 on my arm and a bunch on my legs.
I only wish my parents would not keep the back door open all day cause now I feel like some type of crack victim who is constantly scratching themselfs this is not fun (and I really dont want to be at work right now) |
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Bugs are generally pretty square. The fucks just arnt really down with the hip pleasures some funky people pass their time with.
try to exhale smoke in the filthy pests direction. create some kind of swirling protective cloud around yourself. When all you can hear is the sound of Robert Plant crying some "immigrant song" shriek in yer skull, and the flys have fled for their lives/sanity and sobriety, then you'll know youve done all you really can. The idea is to alienate the bugs with your alternative lifestyle. |
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