someone steal my van please!

[jade]

my van is so hurting. i don't know how it's made it this far, i keep expecting the front end to break in half while driving down the road one day. something's bent under there.
i don't lock it but even if i did the back door doesn't lock so it wouldn't matter, and it can be started with a dime, a knife, or anything that can remotely fit into the ignition. i leave the keys in it all the time, i leave it running when i'm not in it when i'm out and dammit nobody takes it! you know your vehicle sucks when....
i should park it somewhere near hastings sometime.
i really don't like my van, i hate driving it, i don't like owning a van in general, especially such a piece of crap one! first chance i get i'm getting a car again.

[BabyK]

ICBC scam it!!!!! :D:

[stringbeans]

Originally posted by jade
my van is so hurting. i don't know how it's made it this far, i keep expecting the front end to break in half while driving down the road one day. something's bent under there.
i don't lock it but even if i did the back door doesn't lock so it wouldn't matter, and it can be started with a dime, a knife, or anything that can remotely fit into the ignition. i leave the keys in it all the time, i leave it running when i'm not in it when i'm out and dammit nobody takes it! you know your vehicle sucks when....
i should park it somewhere near hastings sometime.
i really don't like my van, i hate driving it, i don't like owning a van in general, especially such a piece of crap one! first chance i get i'm getting a car again.

lol, thats hilarious! you should paint "please steal me" on it

john
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[Peter Pan]

drive it off a brigde, or off road it really bad or leave it on train traks sumwhere man

if i had a POS i'd run it into stuff an :231: d fuck its shit up real nice

[wigglesworth]

Yah. While they're at it they can steal my car too. I just dont want to have to sell it. I'd rathers someone right it off or something.

[Joanne]

Originally posted by wigglesworth
Yah. While they're at it they can steal my car too. I just dont want to have to sell it. I'd rathers someone right it off or something.

dammit.. you should've sold it to ME...

actually wait, I don't like your car

muahahahaha.. but your car shouldn't be too hard to sell. you got a pretty good deal when you bought it so you shouldn't have too hard of a time selling it for like $5000 or so.

anyways.. my car is a piece of shit too. but after a while, you start to take pride in it.. and give it weird names like Homer :)

--Joanne :P

[wigglesworth]

Originally posted by bananasinpjs


but after a while, you start to take pride in it.. and give it weird names like Homer :)

--Joanne :P

Sure you arent talking about my member?

[dj4mula]

I'm sure if you pay someone $50, they'll break into it. Make sure they key the door so it looks legit. Now the question is, who do you ask? Hmmmmmmmmm!!!

[frogprincess]

Originally posted by BabyK
ICBC scam it!!!!! :D:

*tsk tsk*

you really should not disscuss illegal things on this message board. i think that i am going to have to report you to the authorities.

have a nice life in jail.

[jade]

well, my bf found someone who was actually going to pay $500 for the piece of crap, and last night it started leaking oil EVERYWHERE! aaaarrg!!! fuckin hell, i'm going to end up stuck with it forever, i know it.
maybe it'll stop leaking and buddy wil buy it. it was leaking before for a while and then it stopped until now.
i think it'd be a little suspicious if my van is having all kinds of problems and then it suddenly goes "missing" form the gated resort i live on that no one can get into without a gate code, otherwise i'd probably go torch it.

[dragon boi]

get your friends to steal it and burn in and throw it down a ditch
icbc will feel sorry 4 u

[jade]

woohoo! someone is going to buy it! even though it means i won't have a car for a little while, i will be happy not to have such a piece of crap van!!! and i don't feel bad because he knows everything that's wrong with it and he's still going to buy it.