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Middle aged woman: " EXCUSE ME YOU CHARGED ME 88 CENTS PER LB FOR THESE CARROTS, THE SIGN SAYS THEY'RE ON SPECIAL FOR 85 CENTS!!!"
Cashier: "Oh sorry Mrs Jones those are actually the price of the bananas next to the carrots." The middle aged women then freaks out at the cashier who clearly is the one who thought of the prices and decided to print them next to eachother. *rolls eyes* I can't stand that kind of person. Oh yeah you know whats bad? When you go out with a group of people that don't know how to tip. I mean seriously theres certain standards that we all need to live by here, otherwise this mutual friend shit isn't going to last bud. What about those fuckers who get cut off while driving and 5 minutes later zip by the person doing the budging and honk at them. Oh and while were on the subject of road rules. LIsten dickface in the sports car! Just b/c that little man sign on the street light dissapeared after what? 5 EFFING SECONDS!! doesn't mean I can't finish the 20 ft walk of death I already started. Anyone in professional sales here? Anyone in sales might reconize this one. "Hi I just bought a (product that you sell but from another store) and I don't know how to use it. Can you spend 15 minutes on the phone trying to explain to me something that the salesperson that I bought it from didn't?" I hate this one. Old person: " I want one without all the bells and whistles" "Listen buddy if you havent figured it out yet everything comes with all the bells and whistles. Conform or get eaten!" |
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my ultimate pet peeve is simply shitty drivers though. the other day this dumb cunt is going like 40 without a single person in sight, 2 lane rd, finally reach the passing point and i rip around her and she has the nerve to finger and honk at me..... WTF ! |
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today in my store some dude came in and asked if i would sharpen a pair of new skates from my store and let him take them to the rink so his kid could try them before he bought them.
i laughed and said no i really wanted to kick him in the throat and tell him to get the fuck out, this isnt a fucking used car lot you pieface, you dont get to test drive sporting goods. |
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People who continually say they will change a bad attribute they have, but never do and continually make up excuses. Basically people who say they will change for the better but never do but its more to do with an actually bad thing about them liek calling etc.. |
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Stupid people Couples who talk as one person Ei. Me and (whoever) just phoned to say hi.... I understand if its talking about social plans but when you refer to each other as one person wtf. Ex boyfriends who get married yet still give you hints that they still like you. Slow pedestrians. People who just don't shut the fuck up. Either when they are in class, or movies or what not. If everyone else is quiet you shut up too. We don't need to hear your bullshit we got bullshit of our own. |
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People who treat apartment laundry facilities like they are their own personal washing machines, thinking it's perfectly acceptable to use EVERY available machine to do their 12 loads of laundry and take all day and night doing it. When you race in to do a load, they are generally unapologetic and unwilling to free up a machine for you. FUCK YOU. Go to a fucking laundromat or don't wait weeks to do all your laundry. Secondly, I don't care how important you think you are, your backpack or bag does not deserve its own seat on the bus or skytrain. and on a final note, to the fucking bitch and her ugly boyfriend who sat at the table next to me when I was out for dinner last night, it is SO RUDE TO STARE. Our food came and the two of you just stopped and stared at me and my bf and our food for an uncomfortable amount of time, we're talking minutes here. Why? I have no idea WHAT THE FUUUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!!? haha I'm sorry, but I'm not going to start eating when your ugly face is gawking at me. Don't think I won't notice you're not staring when you are sitting two feet away from me. Extra thanks goes out to both of you for making disgusting slurping sounds when your food arrived and you were eating it. |
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^^^ thanks myra I forgot one. that's another thing I HATE when people scope out what you are eating and i mean not a glance but i mean stare at ur food its like go get ur own! espically when they are walking by and getting seated to their own table.
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I'm sorry Kenji, we'll drink our pretty faces off tomorrow and i'll apologize in person. Some of my pet peeves: Bad table manners - slurping, chewing really loudly and with your mouth open, not using utensils properly, etc. Rude/condescending people - being an asshole to everyone just to make yourself feel more important is ridiculous. People that are rude to workers customer service oriented jobs - we've all worked a jill/joe job at one point in our lives and it's not pleasent so be a bit sympathetic. Annoying little high school girls who talk really loudly and make complete asses out of themselves. Seriously - have some manners, and pull up your pants - low cut jeans, skate shoes and coral necklaces are so passe. Ugg Boots and leggings on chunky girls - i'm sorry but leggings shouldn't be worn unless your figure is Kate Moss-esque, I certainly wouldn't wear them. Girls who gawk at my boyfriend when I'm in public with him and holding his hand. Yes it's flattering to a certain degree but seriously have some courtesy - I never deliberately check out or try to make small talk with guys who are with their girlfriends. On that note - the girl who works at the Met who always hits on him even though she knows we're dating. Being tickled - I hate it Cat calls and whistles - a simple hello will suffice |
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ill-mannered people people who always want to be right and can´t admit they are wrong even after proving them wrong in every possible way people who chew like animals while they are eating people who leave their napkins they cleaned their nose with on the kitchen table people who pretend to know everything better and have an answer for everything and can´t admit they are wrong sometimes people who like to talk about gossip all freaking day people who put others down because they have more money people who don´t show gratitude after you did a big emotional-economical effort for them arrogant people racists people who enjoy telling you how fucked up they got last nite, how many drugs they did bla bla bla people who put money in front of friendship people who put their happiness ALWAYS in front of others ( sometimes you have to put theirs in front of your own)...... end of list |
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i fucking hate it when someone is talking to you and something draws their attetion the opposite direction, so they turn their head while continuing to talk. then you miss the last thing they said so you say "i beg your pardon?" and they say "jesus chirst man! get your fucking ears cleaned out and listen!" get my ears cleaned out?!?! how bout you try talking to me and not the air behind you, you douche bag! |