freezer + beer

-ff- · #1 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

I have now somehow managed to freeze the same bottle of beer twice in one night.

ALL I WANT IS A COLD BEER! WHY, LORD, MUST YOU TORMENT ME WITH MY OWN STUPIDITY?!

mapleleaf4ever · #2 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

Ouch, that sucks. Freezing it isn't good for the flavour either.

gnosis · #3 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZY
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHIEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEES!!!!!

Ya just can't beat 'em!

Frosty
(7-11 & vodka = WHUT?!?)

Grapes · #4 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

Someone needs a beer timer.

Skitzo_Style · #5 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

too bad

C_squared · #6 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by -ff-

I have now somehow managed to freeze the same bottle of beer twice in one night.

ALL I WANT IS A COLD BEER! WHY, LORD, MUST YOU TORMENT ME WITH MY OWN STUPIDITY?!

you get an F at dumb.

-ff- · #7 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_squared

you get an F at dumb.

Wouldn't an F at dumb be failing at stupidity, and hence being really smart?

mapleleaf4ever · #8 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

^ Or conversely if you get an F at being dumb you could be too stupid to be dumb and therefore approaching the level of retarded?

/Devils Advocate

matéo · #9 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

you need a maytag wine chiller which can actually chill two cans of beer at once within 6 minutes.

SEAN! · #10 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by matéo

you need a maytag wine chiller which can actually chill two cans of beer at once within 6 minutes.

yeah dude, hammacher schlemmer sells the same shit but it only takes one minute

~god~ · #11 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

microwave it!!

C_squared · #12 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

^ Or conversely if you get an F at being dumb you could be too stupid to be dumb and therefore approaching the level of retarded?

/Devils Advocate

werd.

Cdn_Brdr · #13 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_squared

werd.

You're lucky Erik came in there with that one Carlos!! He gave you somewhere to back pedal to. ;)

C_squared · #14 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

This wouldn't have been a hard argument. We're talking about grading dumb.

Cdn_Brdr · #15 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

Are you telling me that our subject matter lacks substance Carlos??? ARE YOU!?!?!

C_squared · #16 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

It has plenty of substance.

its comical w/ a sense of irony and defeat.

baby-phat · #17 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by gnosis

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZZZZY
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHIEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEES!!!!!

Ya just can't beat 'em!

Frosty
(7-11 & vodka = WHUT?!?)

Mmmmm.. so damn good!

~god~ · #18 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

^ Or conversely if you get an F at being dumb you could be too stupid to be dumb and therefore approaching the level of retarded?

/Devils Advocate

That doesn't make much sense.
If you had to do an HIV test, and the results were negative (if you failed), then you're HIV-free. Doesn't mean that you're too STD infected to have HIV.

Now in the same sense, if you were to take a "dumb" test and you failed, then it's good news.

SO, sChit_squared can take his A. I'd be happy with my F.