Boner while on the toilet

[PsyTrance4Life]

It sucks when you have to take a shit and as soon as you sit down you get a boner.

What the hell is that? Then you got your penis head pointing straight up and so hard to pee.

So annoying. I would like to shit comfortably kthx, so why does God play this nasty trick on me. :296:

[clevich]

because you get aroused with the poop chute.

[-evil-duerr-]

God wanted you to embarrass yourself on fnk this morning.

[~*tct*~]

^^^^agreed! You must spred more karma around before giving it to evil duerr again :(

[IntakE]

deffinatly not something i wanted to know about to start my day!

[crookedking]

somebody just watched 40 year old virgin.

[jomama]

I big problem of mine is having a boner while I'm out to dinner with my mom, and it's huge. So she always notices :(

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

twisted

[Big Bank Hank]

worst is when u sit down and take a shit, and your dick is hard it touches tthe underside of the toilet seat, grossss

[ja_raul]

hold on

[decypher]

Originally Posted by Etard

It sucks when you have to take a shit and as soon as you sit down you get a boner.

Not poking your prostate gland with your finger should solve your problem.

[Bevvy Swift]

in the mornigns i alwyas get the "been holding in the piss all night so i gotta pee so bad my dick is like fuckin diamond" thing.

its the worst, cos you cant pee stanidn up, cos there is no way you can aim that shit, let alone, get it to point down. and i cant sit down and pee cos when i sit down to pee, my dick doesnt fit in the space. the shower is the only way.

[FireWire]

hahahahahaha, hahahahahaha




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ok i'm done.

[Sniper]

this is one post that sounds like it should be flushed......definatly things you son;t want to know about other ppl on this board

[PsyTrance4Life]

well all of you men knows what im talking about

it's really hard to pee while having a boner anyway

the morning pee is always the worst when i woke up with a boner
a cold shower always a refreshing way to wake up

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by Etard

well all of you men knows what im talking about

it's really hard to pee while having a boner anyway

the morning pee is always the worst when i woke up with a boner
a cold shower always a refreshing way to wake up

your a retard, but i agree with you. some guys just arent comfortable talking about thier dinks or thier poop-chute.

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Etard

It sucks when you have to take a shit and as soon as you sit down you get a boner.

What the hell is that? Then you got your penis head pointing straight up and so hard to pee.

So annoying. I would like to shit comfortably kthx, so why does God play this nasty trick on me. :296:

LOL i cant beleive i took the time to read this!

[Genotype]

I get those things all the time, the worst is when your dick reaches the water, and you sit down after someone got up, and didnt flush....

And then you get a boner! LOL what the fuck ?

[~god~]

Originally Posted by Etard

why does God play this nasty trick on me. :296:

not I. blame your horny self.

[sNyx]

Thats nothing, uber worst boner is inflight morning wood.
When you wakeup halfway thru your redeye with a two by four in your jockeys..

[Magi]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

Thats nothing, uber worst boner is inflight morning wood.
When you wakeup halfway thru your redeye with a two by four in your jockeys..

hahaha

A lot of times I get a boner after waking up from a sleep.

Even naps at school :p

[MC Hammered]

Better to have a hard on than to try and push out a hard one.

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by MC Hammered

Better to have a hard on than to try and push out a hard one.

this thread just went from bad to worse

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Magi

hahaha

A lot of times I get a boner after waking up from a sleep.

Even naps at school :p

super.

[gratia]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

Thats nothing, uber worst boner is inflight morning wood.
When you wakeup halfway thru your redeye with a two by four in your jockeys..

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to sNyx™ again.


wtf...i don't even remember ever giving you karma. neway...that was fuckin funny....made my morning ;) you're halarious!