Chirping.

[The Preacher]

I know all creatures created by the hand of God are important and special in their own way...
But whatever few birds are chirping outside my window at this unholy hour must have gone mad.
I need my rest so I can brush up on my Christmas Sermon that I will be giving all weekend long.
Sigh.

I suppose they make all that noise for a reason though.
God must have willed it so.

[clearist]

Everything happens for a reason... that chirping was a direct cause of you being up at this moment.. it also caused you to start a thread. What significance that holds has yet to be seen, if it ever will be.

[Edoe]

i'm not a very religious person
but i believe everything happends for a reason

maybe move to a different room in your house?

[The Preacher]

Originally Posted by clearist

Everything happens for a reason... that chirping was a direct cause of you being up at this moment.. it also caused you to start a thread. What significance that holds has yet to be seen, if it ever will be.

I do actually believe that the chirping was a direct sign from the Big Man upstairs telling me that it is extremely late and I need my rest before I go to help feed the homeless tomorrow.
Too late for me to be up browsing heathen web pages, thats for sure.

[clearist]

Originally Posted by The Preacher

I do actually believe that the chirping was a direct sign from the Big Man upstairs telling me that it is extremely late and I need my rest before I go to help feed the homeless tomorrow.
Too late for me to be up browsing heathen web pages, thats for sure.

dont you think that is an odd way of telling you to sleep?? Now you are involved in a conversation with someone on a heathen web site. All because of a bird... weird eh?

[The Preacher]

Maybe I am to correct your wicked ways...
Hm.
First off, lose the glasses.
Only the devil adorns himself UV protectant spectacles in dark places!

[fable]

Originally Posted by The Preacher

I know all creatures created by the hand of God are important and special in their own way...
But whatever few birds are chirping outside my window at this unholy hour must have gone mad.
I need my rest so I can brush up on my Christmas Sermon that I will be giving all weekend long.
Sigh.

I suppose they make all that noise for a reason though.
God must have willed it so.

I wonder if god willed them to shit on your head?

[The Preacher]

Even so, a message from the devine Lord himself (may it be in the excriment of another animal) is still a message and a blessing.

Shame you were never so enlightened.

[clearist]

I received those glasses as a gift from somone that i did not know, and i agree that tinted glasses in a dark place, or even indoors means you are trying to hide somthing. I just needed a picture of me with the rediculous gift glasses. Why i may never know, but now here we are a few weeks later talking about it in a conversation about why all things happen for a reason. But perhaps that can be true of anything if you look hard enough. Furthermore do you consider the interaction with myself, edoe and fable to be as much of a sign as the chirping of the birds?? Or was there any interaction between you and the birds?

[Edoe]

perhaps god is trying to test you, he makes u so tired and irritable to see how you handle yourself during a stressing situation tomarrow. wether you can overcome your emotions for some form of greater good and follow the 'correct' path?
its a mysterious and subjective matter

[clearist]

oooo. i liek that one. He is putting you through a test as somone who speaks his word to the masses, he is testing to see if you will remain dedicated to your sermon. Perhaps we are your guiding light as it were. I mean i got home at 230 and even though i have to work at 9 i still fro some reason came on here to just waste time.

But again that is me finding co-incidences simply by looking hard enough. Somthing to think about though.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

This thread makes me want to read the bible

[fable]

Originally Posted by The Preacher

Even so, a message from the devine Lord himself (may it be in the excriment of another animal) is still a message and a blessing.

Shame you were never so enlightened.

i think perhapeth you will find yourself perpetually shitten on-eth until your ignorant ways realize that god has no need for birds to shittesh on you as a reminder, rather he would reach down with great sound and fury and stuff you into the nearest urinal and then set upon the nearest counter hogtied with a urinal puck stuffed into your mouth splayed out like a christmas roast.

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by clearist

Everything happens for a reason... that chirping was a direct cause of you being up at this moment.. it also caused you to start a thread. What significance that holds has yet to be seen, if it ever will be.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Significance in an FnK thread. Right.

[Bevvy Swift]

i really need to know who this preacher cat is. where are the sermons located, may i ask? i would muchly adore to see you in action!

[clearist]

Originally Posted by fable

i think perhapeth you will find yourself perpetually shitten on-eth until your ignorant ways realize that god has no need for birds to shittesh on you as a reminder, rather he would reach down with great sound and fury and stuff you into the nearest urinal and then set upon the nearest counter hogtied with a urinal puck stuffed into your mouth splayed out like a christmas roast.

make your point with class next time please. Doing it any other way makes you look un-intelligent, and causes me to discredit you and your opinion.

[The Preacher]

Originally Posted by Edoe

perhaps god is trying to test you, he makes u so tired and irritable to see how you handle yourself during a stressing situation tomarrow. wether you can overcome your emotions for some form of greater good and follow the 'correct' path?
its a mysterious and subjective matter

I can overcome any stressfull situation with the help of my Father.

[The Preacher]

Originally Posted by clearist

oooo. i liek that one. He is putting you through a test as somone who speaks his word to the masses, he is testing to see if you will remain dedicated to your sermon. Perhaps we are your guiding light as it were. I mean i got home at 230 and even though i have to work at 9 i still fro some reason came on here to just waste time.

But again that is me finding co-incidences simply by looking hard enough. Somthing to think about though.

There's no such thing as a coincidence.