There's a fast food chain called O-porto's out here. They make amaaazing chicken burgers, but one of the staff at a particular location is so brain dead, it defies description.
I had seen her fuck up before, with other people.. so I knew I was taking a risk by trying to place my order through her. Basically it went like this.
Me: Could I get a double chicken burger, and fries.
Her: You want the meal? (as in, a drink as well?)
Me: No thanks. (I had bottled water with me, don't want pop)
Her: *pause*....... So which kind of drink?
Me: I don't want a drink, please.
Then she starts getting some orders together.. she gets one together and puts it near me, I'm pretty sure my burger and chips are in that brown bag, but why is there a can of Pepsi next to it? It can't be mine. It must be someone elses.
Then she gives me the "Umm are you stupid" look, and says:
"Uh.. your meal, sir?"
Me: Oh... ok.... *takes bag, tries to leave quickly*
Her: Sir, you forgot your drink?
Well.. I SNAP! I LOSE IT! Just absolutely turned on her, in front of like 10-15 other customers, and her manager:
"I don't WANT a drink. I TOLD you I don't want a drink. Were you not listening when I said twice that I don't want a drink????? So I don't know whose drink that is."
I think she is still trying to figure out why I didn't take my drink.
|