Motherfuckingshit!!!!!
So I had a really shitty fucking day today and I decided that I should come hoime and drink away my sorrows. Unfortunately I only found out my day was shitty, when I was at work and I ended at 11:30pm tonight, so by the time I finished work, all the liquor stores and beer & wine stores are closed. I only have 2 beers left in my fridge, so even if I chug em, I won't nearly get the buzz, I so desperately desire. Fuckin gay liquor laws!!
Someone should bring me a 2/6 of whiskey and a golf club, so I can drink and smash my way to happiness!!!!!!
|