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Old Apr 09, 06
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Fundie's "Truth about Pornography"

Let me start off by covering my bases, I was raised as an Anglican, going to church wasn’t my cup of tea, I learned some basic things early on in school, and made the decision to be an agnostic. It is not my goal to disrespect any religions or anyone beliefs, unless you’re an ignorant extremist like the people that made this comic.

The following comic is a series of 8, among which topics talk about: abortion, evolution, homosexuality, rock music, safe sex, school violence and “drugs drunkenness and peer pressure” (that’s one comic that covers three issues at the same time) and last but not least, pornography. I will write about the latter in this thread.

Alright, here it is guys, the truth about pornography! You thought you had it figured out, but apparently you don’t. If youre a fundie or have strong Christian religious beliefs, you might be offended, so you might want to stop reading at this point, the following is simply an opinion piece.

Here we start off with a white kid with earrings interrupting a healthy session of “soccer site surfing” to look at pictures of naked girls. WHOA MARTY WTF.

BOOK IT, ITS MR. FLINTER!!!

Turns out Mr. Flinter is a pimp.

Apparently, Mr. Flinter would rather go out with 16 year old girls than monitor or restrict his son’s surfing habits, HOW TYPICAL.



Im glad Marty can realize the perils of porn, and the similarities of porn to drug addiction, this is a smart boy.

Bible time part 1.

The devil made Marty do it, I mean, he does have a case, women are fun to look at.

Fact: porn enslaves us all

The above strip shows exactly why I find this whole serious of comics to be the most retarded and extremist pieces of shit I’ve ever come across on any medium, not only do they initially demonize the father as being an irresponsible pervert earlier, but they end up making him suffer the consequences of his actions before Marty even goes home. Did his date live next door? I have so many questions, I do have to admit that I dig the 70’s hair.

Bible time part 2.

But… Well… I keep seein’ them in my head and…
Lets pray!
Also, Why do the pages of the bible emit light?


I’d like to know how many people agree with this method of spreading the teachings of the bible to young people, I for one would be more likely to pay attention to an articulate and well spoken person sharing his/her views and morals of their religion, I cant promise I’ll be swayed to their belief system, but I’d respect them enough for not trying to make a fool out of me by feeding me this kind of garbage. Maybe next time Tim Todd.

http://www.thetruthforyouth.com/standard/main.htm

Here is the link for the rest of the comics, theres quite a few gems in there. My personal favourites are: homosexuality, drugs and evolution. Have fun reading!

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Old Apr 09, 06
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Wow... I can hear the thump of that Bible from here!
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Old Apr 09, 06
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Haha. What a hilarious start to my day. :)

Edit: The homosexuality one is sooo wrong. "So, I can change?"

"With gods grace, you can change!"

BAH!!!!

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Old Apr 09, 06
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fucked up shit.
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Old Apr 09, 06
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Wow... *shakes head* I only read the homosexuality one, but geez.. what a total biased fucked up cartoon.
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Old Apr 09, 06
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wow...I just read the homosexuality one too, and all I can say is wow.

I'm quite curious to see how my 2 little cousins grow up because their parents are heavily religious, and only allow them to watch/read/listen to anything if it's religious.
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Old Apr 10, 06
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.......wow, that is special.
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Old Apr 10, 06
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raised as an anglican? ouch. i guess your sundays were alot more boring than mine.

ever been to a youth group? those are awful.
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Old Apr 10, 06
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Originally Posted by crookedking
raised as an anglican? ouch. i guess your sundays were alot more boring than mine.

ever been to a youth group? those are awful.
Yes my sunday mornings were boring, and no ive never been to a youth group. From my experience, anglicans are pretty laid back when compared to catholics, we didnt do the confessing of sins in that little booth, im not too well educated on all the differences, but im pretty sure they didnt label homosexuality as a "sin" that can be "cured" by praying.
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Old Apr 10, 06
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OMFG!

christians are some of the most fucking perverse people on the planet...and this is coming from one.I completely disagree with Christians approach to sexuality,they fear it and think it should only be used for procreational purposes.By someone denying thier sexuality starting at a very young age is psychologically unhealthy and will lead to that person becoming sexually deviant at a later stage in life,be it through promiscuity,rape,child molestation or what have you.

Propaganda like this makes me ashamed of my religion.
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Old Apr 10, 06
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*shudder*

I actually find that pretty disturbing, especially the homosexuality one.

"god can forgive you for the sin of homosexuality but you have to admit you're guilty first."

ugh, I can't believe there are still people like this walking the earth today. It's the 21st century for god's sake, why can't we seem to evolve? Oh, right, that's because believing in evolution is a sin, too, isn't it?

And I love the guy who's like, I was homosexual 30 years ago, but god helped me change" What a load of crap. Gayness isn't a disease to be cured!
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Old Apr 10, 06
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Now that I've read the drugs one too I really have to have a laugh...like, does he actually go to hell for a minute there when he overdoses? wtf? and who the hell uses "quaaludes" these days, like really?!

and a big EW on "smuggling bibles into public schools."


AHA HA HA HA! "13% of unmarried teens get pregnant in their first year of having sex"?! I'd like to know where they get their figures from.

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Old Apr 11, 06
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These are not as bad as the video on creationism posted on in the Lounge not too long ago.

But still worth a laugh. Haha. Fundies.
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Old Apr 11, 06
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wow, that is all.
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Old Apr 11, 06
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uuugghh
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did anyone else see the other book he released?
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