Are you Like One of them midgets or somethin'

[Discord]

Hicks.

I'm 4'10 (Almost 4'10.5)
And I am "small"
And I have to do things like climb up on shelfs to get food on the top rack at the store.

But I'm No Frelling midget!

and to say so isn't very nice :(

[Tayfoon]

hahahaha

[wishbone]

4'10 qualifies as handicapped.....get a sticker for your car and park anywhere!

[Grapes]

Patton Oswalt's facts about midgets:

If you hit a midget on the head, he turns into 40 gold coins, that you can take to market to buy a fine fat goose for your goodly wife.

If you dissolve a midget in a bath he makes sleepytime tea! Aww a big ol tub of Camomile! Thanks Mr. Scoops!

If you kick a midget in the balls, he becomes 8 squirrels, and they all run off into the forest, BUT

Here's the thing:

If you fight a midget and lose, you become one! That's how it all started; at first there was just one midget, and people were like "Let's get this guy!!" and now look around you.. they're everywhere. So don't get into a fight with a midget, walk away from it. Be the bigger man. Literally.

[g!ggles]

Originally Posted by Discord

Hicks.

I'm 4'10 (Almost 4'10.5)
And I am "small"
And I have to do things like climb up on shelfs to get food on the top rack at the store.

But I'm No Frelling midget!

and to say so isn't very nice :(

wow you're sooo tiny. Most ppl would think that's cute :)

[Gusto]

ahahah frelling.

[Oscar Da Grouc]

my friend is having midget strippers @ his bday tomorrow nite...gonna be hilarious

[Discord]

Originally Posted by Gusto

ahahah frelling.

High 5

[Gusto]

[Discord]

Originally Posted by Gusto

lets get married and have nerd babies.


We can name the little one DARGO

[Grapes]

There's a tempting offer if I ever heard one.

For the 5 people who gave me Karma for my contribution, go find Patton Oswalt's "Feelin Kinda Patton" online. 75 minutes of similar content. Highlights include thoughts on pornography, Black Angus, and movie producer Robert Evans.

[trance4life]

4'10 sure is small

[Skitzo_Style]

you could have been casted as an ewoq in starwars if you were your age now back in the early 1980's.

[Discord]

ewoks are like 3'4....
I have a one up on them.

"jub-jub"