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Old Jun 16, 06
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Constantly waking up throughout the night because your arm keeps spasiming from the jelly fish sting you got the other night!
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Old Jun 16, 06
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Waking up to abunch of loud frenchmen who won't shut the fuck up at 3 in the morning...
I'll second that one!

I lived with 4 French people in Australia and my bedroom door was off the livingroom. Why do they have to talk so freaking loud all the time?!

edit: I'll also add waking up in a hostel dorm to the sound of people having sex beside you.

And waking up to the notorious creature well-known to all backpackers...the most-hated BAG RUSTLER! Why do you need to rustle a plastic bag for half an hour at 5 am?! Just get your shit and get out.
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Old Jun 16, 06
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Waking up because, while sleeping on your buddies couch a Rat is next to your head putting its claw on your ear.
*got up, drove home."
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Old Jun 16, 06
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pissing the bed, that would suck (and no i havnt pissed the bed!!)
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Old Jun 16, 06
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How about hungover as shit, and and all your money has disappeard, common, but still fuckin weak. :(
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Old Jun 16, 06
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Waking up in an odd house in a bed thats not yours!
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Old Jun 16, 06
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gunfire
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Old Jun 16, 06
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waking up to ur friend naked in ur bed....oh shit!!!
waking up to a girl with just her bra on beside u...who the fffffffff is this?
waking up so hung over if u sit up ull get sick everywhere
waking up to a big huge bright window no curtains and its sunny as hell out and ur hung over
waking up to ur drunk cousin coming in at 5am walking into walls and u have to work soon and she brough 2 other ppl home to party...grrrr
foot/leg/arm cramp that feels like ur head is going to pop off it hurts so much
waking up before that dope sex dream is at it peak!!!!!
and lastly waking up and realizing it was just a dream!!!

k im done i think lol
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Old Jun 16, 06
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^^^ hahaha i hate the arm cramps, feels like they are broken
garbage truck is annoying too... happens every morning at 9am here

i'll add more

- waking up really cold without my boxer on
- having a really really weird dream
- having to wake up from a sex dream
- hungover and have to work
- phone calls early in the morning
- neighbors mowing lawn
- neighbors playing loud bad music
- wanting to piss
- no gf to make breakfast for me

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Old Jun 16, 06
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waking up to ur friend naked in ur bed....oh shit!!!
waking up to a girl with just her bra on beside u...who the fffffffff is this?
What's so unpleasant about that?! lol
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Old Jun 16, 06
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waken up by my very cute cat eating a bird on my feather covered bed
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Old Jun 17, 06
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edit: I'll also add waking up in a hostel dorm to the sound of people having sex beside you.
ugh, this happened to me too!

to add to the list: going on your sleeping break during your night shift at the hospital and being woken up to the sound of a crazy patient randomly screaming.
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Old Jun 17, 06
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waking up and realizing you had your last smoke before you crashed
waking up to an alarm clock
waking up and realizing there are people partying in your house (actually.. that was pretty cool)
waking up early on your day off and not being able to go back to sleep
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Old Jun 17, 06
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I leave my cell on 24/7 , sometimes can sleep in till like whenever, because of afternoon classes and at like 9 am my dad calls me, and I don´t know why but he hates it if I wake up late, cause he says the morning hours are the most productive hours and shit like you are missing half of your day...
Since he is paying for my tuition and everything, I have to pretend I woke up at 8 and I try to sound as professional and concentrated as I can... but in the morning, before having a coffee I can´t find the right words and I can´t have a discussion on a high level.... fuck
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Old Jun 17, 06
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What's so unpleasant about that?! lol
the friend is someone u got so drunk u ended up hooking up with(and if they arent mature enough) and now ur friendship has gone pretty much weird and over...that sucks!!

and the girl.....wtf u go to sleep at a house party in ur friends(guys) room and u wake up to some chick beside u almost naked...makes u really wonder lol

same as if u were to fall asleep and expect ur friend(girl) to curl up beside u avantually and u wake to a guy almost naked beside u hahahahah, kind of strange no?
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Old Jun 17, 06
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Well I woke up next to a Girl that I'd only briefly talked to once before and she was still clothed but my Boxers are still M.I.A.

She's still a friend even though we could do it like Animals and still get censored on the Discovery Channel.
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Old Jun 17, 06
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I hate waking up..sleeping is my favourite hobby!

-waking up because my beefy bf sat right on my freaking ankle

-waking up and believing a dream was real (I had a dream my dad jumped off a cliff and died because nobody loved him..and my whole immediate family was there and didnt care..this was shortly after my parents divorced and everyone moved away) I was so sure it was real and was calling and calling and he wouldnt answer. Just thinking about it actually makes me really sad.

-waking up to my sister yelling at her baby....

-waking up late for work..

-waking up after crying yourself to sleep with a terrible headache

-waking up alone (because bf/gf left without saying goodbye =( my bf only ever did that once..he was realllllllly mad at me.. )
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Old Jun 17, 06
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awww i miss having that^^^^ my ex use to half to hug and kiss me every morning before he left to work.

waking up to construction
waking up in a chair with a huge hang over and huge kink in ur neck an hour trip away from home
waking up still drunk but at the bad end of it
waking up with no tylonal and a huge headache
waking up and having no cuddles....best way to get waken up in the morning besides morning sex
waking up to ur cat having a hair ball in room ...fuck!
waking up to having no hot water for a shower to go to work
waking up realizing u slept thru ur alarm and ur late for work
waking up half way thru the night and not being able to go back to sleep and u have to work in the morning
waking up with a cold or flue
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Old Jun 17, 06
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Waking up at 3-4am to the fat ugly people upstairs fucking.
On a weeknight no less.

:(
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Old Jun 17, 06
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awwwww.............ewwwwwwwwwww^^^^ giggle*
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Old Jun 17, 06
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You're evil for even suggesting something is worth giggling over at the thought of pasty mounds of flesh pounding into each other.
e-vil.
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Old Jun 17, 06
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:o i was saying aww to u for having to deal with that and giggling cause poor u.......but its sort of funny. not in a bad way. im not evil.
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Old Jun 18, 06
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Waking up to your dog jumping up on the bed and landing square on your nuts! FUUUCK!
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Old Jun 18, 06
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Waking up because my cat knocked the drink over that was on my head board spilling all over me.
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Old Jun 18, 06
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when you wake up and realize you're already 30 mins late for work.
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