my pet raccoon...

Carrie · #1 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

The story begins about two weeks ago. I have been waking up in the middle of the night every couple of nights to noises of the dry cat food container being knocked over and opened and *crunch**crunch* and I usually get up to put food in the catdish thinking it was one of the seven cats in the house. Said cat always makes a run for the kitty door in the basement door.

Last night, woke up again to food being spill on the floor and I got up to stop the cat and feed it and it fled out the kitty door. I wondered which insane cat of ours is doing this every other night, so I grab my glasses and open the back door to see no cat. I enter slowly more into the backyard not to scare the cat away.

Right infront of the shed was this GIANT HUNGRY raccoon looking right at me.

I think it's time to lock the kitty door at night eh?

ps. named the raccoon 'bandit'

Hot Karl · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

/hates racoons

Drafted · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

"Coons used to come up on our porch but momma just chased them away with a broom" - Forrest Gump

Ms.Tarantula · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by Carrie

named the raccoon 'bandit'

ya thats original

Carrie · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

neither are you and your comments

craz_e_blossom · #6 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

I like that you named him bandit...Raccoon's are so cute...If they were friendly I would want one as a pet :)

Ms.Tarantula · #7 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by Carrie

neither are you and your comments

hey I said what I thought you said what you thought.

That makes us even.

g!ggles · #8 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by Carrie

neither are you and your comments

HHHIIII Carrieberrie I miss you :)

Carrie · #9 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

hey I said what I thought you said what you thought.

That makes us even.

except no one wants to hear what you think

Carrie · #10 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by g!ggles

HHHIIII Carrieberrie I miss you :)

hey babe.. you're back..

I get my new glasses tomorrow after work.. wanna come see them?

#11 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

ya thats original

I think that the name Bandit is quite clever in this situation, it has a double conotation.

He keeps stealing, making him the Bandit.

And raccoons have bandit like markings on their face.

CARRIE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE EVAR, AND THE SMARTEST, I LOVE YOU! <3

prozac · #12 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by Carrie

except no one wants to hear what you think

hmmmm except you don't know what you're talking about.

find the bitch dial and turn it down a few notches, ok?

Carrie · #13 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

I love you too sweetie..

ps can I come to your steak party?

craz_e_blossom · #14 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by Avana

He keeps stealing, making him the Bandit.

i full on agree.

Red Army · #15 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by Carrie

except no one wants to hear what you think

Don't speak for everyone... it's pretty easy to be wrong when you do that.

Chewy · #16 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

steak party, why was i not informed

Carrie · #17 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

I did not make this thread to have some girls who I don't give a fuck about yapping about me about what level of bitch I should be at.

If you have a comment about my story, and my new pet raccoon, then I would love to hear it except when it's negative.

if you don't like what I named my pet raccoon, go get your own and name him something else.

craz_e_blossom · #18 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

You are always going to get a negative comment on fnk...Sad but true. There is always something negative someone has to say about something. Don't let her get to you just ignore her.

Carrie · #19 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

let me rephrase an earlier post...

I don't care what ms.tarantula thinks

Chewy · #20 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

i like your story, Bandit is a brave little chap , he came inside the house when he didnt know what was there.

crookedking · #21 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

CAT FIGHT!!!!!

Carrie · #22 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by craz_e_blossom

You are always going to get a negative comment on fnk...Sad but true. There is always something negative someone has to say about something. Don't let her get to you just ignore her.

yeah, fnk has a lot of negative energy.. it's bad for my inner soul

crookedking · #23 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

people who use fnk go to the eighth level of Hell :(

#24 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by Carrie

I love you too sweetie..

ps can I come to your steak party?

Holy shit - how did one thread about steaks become such a shitshow. Kinda like your raccoon thread.

I would love to invite you honey, but it isn't something I can invite you to. I will explain via msn.

ps - her name isn't ms.tarantula, it is ms.trashantula, get it right Carrie, heesh.

pps - LOVE YOU!

prozac · #25 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 06

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Originally Posted by Carrie

I did not make this thread to have some girls who I don't give a fuck about yapping about me about what level of bitch I should be at.

If you have a comment about my story, and my new pet raccoon, then I would love to hear it except when it's negative.

if you don't like what I named my pet raccoon, go get your own and name him something else.

omg lol. Someone made a small semi-negative comment...we don't all have to agree with you all the time, that would be a very boring board indeed...

Then when I call you on over-reacting apparently I'm "yapping"...CHILL, girl, it's all good. People can disagree without having a deathmatch.