John is the best dj and he is single. His favorite tracks are the Puff Daddy 'I Need A Girl' series. He has eaten > 5 hot dogs in a sitting. He killed a bird. Sometimes he plays breaks. He is great.
El Rizz isn't that handsome. He yells a lot. His favorite songs are girls singing about breaking up with dudes like him. Once he ate a whole pie. When he is not djing bad 90s r&b (WHATTUP BLACKSTREET, I SEE YOU!) he is crying or trying to talk to girls about his feelings.