How To Make A UK Garage Album

[Sykonee]

(from Muzik Mag...)

1. Only Use Four Sounds
Hey - Bach's piano fugues and preludes only use one sound (er, the piano). Why use a whole studio when you can use the preset UKG sounds from a 200 Pound groovebox?

2. Put Down The 'Haters'
Those bitches be hating on you, guy. They're saying you're anything. You're budget. Are you gonna stand for that? Nah, man - cuss them up good!

3. Be Rude To The Ladies
Sex is dope. But check it, blood. Any woman who agrees to have sex with you must be a ho. Well, you're no oil painting, let's face it. So drop diss on them ho's ears! Bo!

4. Diversify
If you can rap at UKG tempo, you can rap at hip hop tempo, right? And if it turns out you can't rap at hip hop tempo, that's no reason to leave that tune off the album, is it?