"DJ's are more inclined to please their partner's sexual appetite"

[stringbeans]

i came across this the other day.. thought it was pretty funny heh






Sherman Oaks, CA - Through long and rigorous tests, scientists have discovered that DJ's are more inclined to please their partner's sexual appetite better during sessions of "foreplay", more so than the average "non-DJ".

Studies show that through the constant shifting of the DJ's fingers on both the mixer and records spinning on a turntable, leads to more versatility and flexibility of the index, middle, fore, and "pinky" fingers, and greater stimulation to the female sex organs. Interviews with several women, including groupies and those claiming to be "with the DJ", show a greater percentage of orgasms than women not involved sexually with a DJ.

Scientists also conclude that because of the increase in sexual pleasure of women involved with DJ's, the percentages of female sexual partners had by DJ's are higher than those of NASCAR drivers, spies, and even magicians.

From this, scientists hypothesize that DJ's are in fact better at scratching their own genitalia, as a result of frequent rash outbreaks and "crabs" that occur, usually contracted from one or more of the many partners they've been involved with.

Says all-star DJ Q-Bert in regards to the study, "Um... yeah, I'd say that's about right. How do you think we came up with the 'crab scratch'?"

[dabbler]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.



First!

[Niko]

What...the...fuck?

Where did you find that?

[crookedking]

if i was a dj i wouldn't give a shit about pleasing my partner.

there be tons of hoes that would want dj crookedking!

[~Sc@ndelu$~]

haha... wow!

[soma]

nice one john.

[dapimpstress]

score. my man = rad. lucked out on this one eh? lol.

[zarlon]

but ashes you forgot about the crabs :(

[Hero.Skye]

lmao, thats a possbility if u think about it. I do tend to move my fingers around my decks/mixer too :0step:

[Van Tek]

we have rhythm and a passion to do things with our hands... life is all about rhythm and motion, so when it comes to sex, why would it be different?

would u prefer someone who can't keep time with u and ends up randomly thrusting their pelvis at u?

there's grace in good sex, just like there's grace in good dancing

[g-RocK]

that is super funny!

[DJDeeb]

:y: :c-tard: :y:

[TrixX]

hahahahahaha, crab scratch???? nice.

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by zarlon

but ashes you forgot about the crabs :(

ookay okay.. MINUS the crabs part... cuz he's always has been n always will b all nice n clean :)

[Séguin]

haha! I love QBert's remark!