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Shirley Manson Slags Christina...
I pulled this off Shirley Manson's Band Diary on the Garbage website...found it pretty funny...hahaha
Tuesday 17th Oh life can be so glorious sometimes.Christina Aguilera's MTV Diary was just on and I was cackling with glee for what seemed like the entire duration of this choice piece of programing.What marvellous entertainment!!!! For example.....there's this so called "humble" moment when she talks without a trace of irony about giving thanks to god for all her "friends". Oh Christina! What a warm and truly TOUCHING divulgance.You're not a nasty little witch afterall but a really genuine and caring individual.The problem is: the people you are referring to just happen to be your dancers, make-up artists and hairdressers. I mean...... I may be missing something here but aren't these people on your payroll?!??!?! There's also a particularly nauseating scene where we lucky viewers get to witness something really intimate and sacred.We get to see a cheap rehash of a scene pulled straight out of "In Bed With Madonna" where we get to witness tiny Christina backstage before a show surrounded by her wonderfully sincere circle of true, lifelong "friends". They're all unselfconciously (?!) immersed in a pre-show ritual which consists of everyone performing on stage that night holding hands together and praying to GOD to help Christina's voice during the show etc etc. Oh puleeeeeeeeeease!!!! For one: Why not struggle to be a nicer person Christina? Perhaps that would bring you closer to god because rumour has it from numerous and decidedly reliable sources that you are an absolute CUNT. Secondly:I know this may come as a ghastly surprise but I'm pretty sure that the Lord GOD Almighty just might have some rather more pressing matters to attend to than to ensure you and your "friends" have a good show. WHHHHHHHeeeeeeeHOOoooooooooooooo Oh I'm quite literally bubbling with energy today.Perhaps I am finally kicking this virus once and for all.Perhaps it's also something to do with the fact that I can actually see the end in sight with regards to finishing this bloody record of ours. Getting out of the studio will be so liberating.I simpy can't WAIT to escape the confines of these four walls and get back to playing live again!! Terrible news about Israel seizing parts of the Gazza Strip.This is an alarming and excessive move to say the least.It makes me feel sick to my stomach. |
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