Top 10 Things Not to Say to a Female Artist

[ill-esha]

Because I still get some of these all the time, haha! Every single one of these I've gotten, and I'm willing to bet all the other ladies have too!
Chicks with decks.. please feel free to add ;)

10. So like you looked so hot up there. And you were so hot while you were playing records. Your set was.. uh.. umm.. oh wait.. did I mention you were hot?

9. This is how you work the turntables, and the mixer...(Before she even steps up to the decks)

8. You are beautiful scenery.

7. Will you come spin at my private party?

6. You've definitely got me spinning. Ha ha.

5. Hey, have you heard of that topless DJ? Do you ever do that?

4. You're much better than I thought you'd be.

3. You're pretty good for a girl!

2. Nice set (while staring at her chest)

1. Who produces your tracks? (especially after she hands you a CD with HER name and her name alone credited right on the front)

[C_squared]

2. Nice set (while staring at her chest)

I apologize for actually doing this one. it's too easy.

[FireWire]

Originally Posted by ill-esha

2. Nice set (while staring at her chest)

Now you tell me this? I said that once without even thinking that 'nice set' can mean two things.

[C_squared]

with all due respecte Ill-E I know you put a lot off effort into your musical projects and you're one of the few ladies that I know deserve that spot light. big up yourself.

[shebavpg]

6. You've definitely got me spinning. Ha ha.

oh god *rolls eyes* haha

[Ree Fresh]

How about the popular:
1st complement: Your such a hot DJ
2nd complement: I wish there were more girl dj's out there

Some others:
You should put a hot pic of you on your cd cover
Do you spin Topless? or Dress up?
What got you into DJing... your boy firend?

I'm not going to be angry if someone complements on my appearance... however if its the first or only thing they have to say after a set... I feel hurt :(

[Wood]

i think it's really cute when girls try to DJ!

[~*tct*~]

^^^^^^^^^Lots of WOMEN can DJ just fine they dont have to TRY, what a rude this to say.

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by ill-esha

Because I still get some of these all the time, haha! Every single one of these I've gotten, and I'm willing to bet all the other ladies have too!
Chicks with decks.. please feel free to add ;)

10. So like you looked so hot up there. And you were so hot while you were playing records. Your set was.. uh.. umm.. oh wait.. did I mention you were hot?

9. This is how you work the turntables, and the mixer...(Before she even steps up to the decks)

8. You are beautiful scenery.

7. Will you come spin at my private party?

6. You've definitely got me spinning. Ha ha.

5. Hey, have you heard of that topless DJ? Do you ever do that?

4. You're much better than I thought you'd be.

3. You're pretty good for a girl!

2. Nice set (while staring at her chest)

1. Who produces your tracks? (especially after she hands you a CD with HER name and her name alone credited right on the front)

ya don't want that kind of attention? next time you spin, dress up like a muslim woman and you won't have to worry about men staring at your chest or being called "beautiful scenery or anything like that.

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by Wood

i think it's really cute when girls try to DJ!

same, especially the topless ones! they got skills!

[magic_hands]

hahaha omg.. you never cease to entertain me andrew..

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by ~*tct*~

^^^^^^^^^Lots of WOMEN can DJ just fine they dont have to TRY, what a rude this to say.

YEA SERIOOSLUY!.

u obviously know NOTHING ABOUT DJing!!!!

[REV]

"dj'ing Can't Be That Hard"

:p

[sNyx]

7. Will you come spin at my private party?

noway! I don't believe you.

[Skitzo_Style]

i think i'm gonna become a dj and i will call myself "DJ male chauvinist pig", and each of my sets will have the following:

drum & bass (given)

cream corn & olive oil wrestling

and last but not least.....

a feminist protest wet t-shirt contest!

[C_squared]

^ don't forget the MC... he's gotta host the ass clapping contest on stage.

[Skitzo_Style]

good call carlos.

oh yeah, and i will have a bunch of french maids cleaning the area around me while i spin.

[Wood]

Originally Posted by ~*tct*~

^^^^^^^^^Lots of WOMEN can DJ just fine they dont have to TRY, what a rude this to say.

how is that rude? i said it's cute, that's a compliment.

and no, they don't HAVE to try.... but BIG RESPECT to those that do!

[shebavpg]

Originally Posted by ~*tct*~

^^^^^^^^^Lots of WOMEN can DJ just fine they dont have to TRY, what a rude this to say.

:227: yea thats super rude, girls do just as well as any guy does

[Wood]

^you mean 'women'

[Wood]

i'm just being a pest ladies, please retract claws immediately

[cubed]

This post has been forwarded to fable's mom and sister, they are now on their way to boomtown to throw rotten meat at the windows.


SHAME ON YOU SHERWOOD, SHAME ON YOU!!!

[miss.myra]

Male dj's have to deal with oogling female fans that don't really take them seriously as artists just as much if they are somewhat attractive, too.

If you're an attractive person, then your good looks are going to get noticed no matter what you do. There's all kinds of people out there who have cheesy one liners for everything. Just something to get used to I guess. There's just as many people who do have serious respect and admiration for your artistic nature as there are who just like your rack, remember that!

[mapleleaf4ever]

So basically ppcock has to have mad skills to make up for being ugly? :p

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by C_squared

2. Nice set (while staring at her chest)

I apologize for actually doing this one. it's too easy.

In all fairness, the c'los chest stare is not just limited to female dj's either. Maybe he's got x-ray vision!

:p