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Old Oct 17, 06
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^^^^....the worst is when u don't realize it till you out of the house on, say the bus, and u smell the piss....
that's what happened to me. i was hoping that nobody else could smell it, but seeing how i wasn't dressed like a hobo those people would probably think that it was somebody else.
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Now that hes pissed..he will always piss. And chopping off his balls will not help. I speak from many years of pissy cat experience. I recommend getting a second litter box..and putting in a room he pisses in often...make sure your girlfriend cleans the box EVERYDAY..this seriously makes a huge difference..She wouldnt want to piss/shit in a toilet full of piss/shit would she? =D

Go to pet smart and get a bunch of that urine remover spray, and this stuff that you spray on furniture that will keep him away from it..they both work great!

ALSO..If he pisses in your room..always keep the door shut and him out of it. Dont let him sleep with you..AND..dont leave wet towels..etc laying around because cats love to piss on damp things..

As far as you pissing in his litter box..the only thing that will accomplish is your own satisfaction...It wont bother him at all..

Good luck!

I fucking HATE the smell of cat pee. My cat is now an outdoor cat, only in at night..and this has stopped the pissing completely..and I thank god!
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Now that hes pissed..he will always piss. And chopping off his balls will not help. I speak from many years of pissy cat experience. I recommend getting a second litter box..and putting in a room he pisses in often...make sure your girlfriend cleans the box EVERYDAY..this seriously makes a huge difference..She wouldnt want to piss/shit in a toilet full of piss/shit would she? =D

Go to pet smart and get a bunch of that urine remover spray, and this stuff that you spray on furniture that will keep him away from it..they both work great!

ALSO..If he pisses in your room..always keep the door shut and him out of it. Dont let him sleep with you..AND..dont leave wet towels..etc laying around because cats love to piss on damp things..

As far as you pissing in his litter box..the only thing that will accomplish is your own satisfaction...It wont bother him at all..

Good luck!

I fucking HATE the smell of cat pee. My cat is now an outdoor cat, only in at night..and this has stopped the pissing completely..and I thank god!
i'll get her to clean the box everyday from now on. in fact, i'm going to phone her at work to tell her that right now.

i've got "nature's miracle" and it's supposed to have some ingredient in it that makes cats want to piss somewhere else.

as for the closing the door thang...HE CAN OPEN THE DOOR!!!!! he's a tricky little bastard.

as for pissing in his litter box and it being personally satisfying...you're right. it was.
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if a dog sees somebody trying to kill you it will try to help save you. if a cat sees somebody trying to kill you it will just watch.

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hee hee...he's in the litter box right now.
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he went in and he's scratching around.
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he's sniffing too.
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haha, he's just wondering around in there.
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haha, i hope he smells me in there.
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he just left it. i don't think he did his business.
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omg this is too funny thanks Tim for the morning laugh ;)

as for your cat, my friend has a female cat who only pisses on her brother's stuff ( cuz shes too scared of her dad) but she doesnt like the males in her house. I call her the femisist LOL

Did you do anything in the past for your cat to hate you? did you scare it one time thinking it was funny? did you accidently step on it and not apoligize?
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i've always been polite to this cat.

until it pissed on the bed.

then i rubbed its face in its piss for a few minutes and treated it poorly for the remainder of the day. i believe that this is the reason why the feline decided to urinate in my footwear.

but i'm not the kind of person to let the cat piss on the bed and let that slide. he needs to know that he will get punished for his bad deeds.

oh man...i have to go out now and i'm scared of what he'll pee on while i'm away.
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Now that hes pissed..he will always piss. And chopping off his balls will not help. I speak from many years of pissy cat experience. I recommend getting a second litter box..and putting in a room he pisses in often...make sure your girlfriend cleans the box EVERYDAY..this seriously makes a huge difference..She wouldnt want to piss/shit in a toilet full of piss/shit would she? =D

Go to pet smart and get a bunch of that urine remover spray, and this stuff that you spray on furniture that will keep him away from it..they both work great!

ALSO..If he pisses in your room..always keep the door shut and him out of it. Dont let him sleep with you..AND..dont leave wet towels..etc laying around because cats love to piss on damp things..

As far as you pissing in his litter box..the only thing that will accomplish is your own satisfaction...It wont bother him at all..

Good luck!

I fucking HATE the smell of cat pee. My cat is now an outdoor cat, only in at night..and this has stopped the pissing completely..and I thank god!
Damn we got a piss expert. I'm gunan call you Piss Queen!
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lol jordan you are on a roll:p

Hahah this was a laugh for sure... but pissing in a cats litter box is like pissing in someones toilet..

I say piss on the cat or spray it with water
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Spray anything you don't want kitty peein' on with some vinegar.

Vinegar>Cat Piss.
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lol jordan you are on a roll:p

Hahah this was a laugh for sure... but pissing in a cats litter box is like pissing in someones toilet..

I say piss on the cat or spray it with water
pissing on the cat is definately one of my goals.
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Spray anything you don't want kitty peein' on with some vinegar.

Vinegar>Cat Piss.
oh man, then the whole apartment would smell like vinegar. next Time the little bastard pisses on something i'm going to do this....

1. rub his face in it.

2. put vinegar in his mouth.

3. piss on him.

4. act like nothing happened and try to play with him.
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holy shit. funniest thread ever. All my co-workers just spent the last 2 minutes constantly asking me what the fuck I was laughing at while I read it..lol!!

*karma for everyone in the thread*

I really needed the laugh. <3
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holy shit. funniest thread ever. All my co-workers just spent the last 2 minutes constantly asking me what the fuck I was laughing at while I read it..lol!!

*karma for everyone in the thread*

I really needed the laugh. <3
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