jacking off strike

[tiedye]

eso for the win

[r a m a z e]

well i guess its not a strike, its more of how long i can last type of thing, im scared i might be addicted.

anyways whenever i think of jerking off i go and play nintendo wii helps get my mind off it.

[tiedye]

Sounds like you've got a phallic fixation, ramaze. Jerking off is replaced with grasping hard, slender plastic tubes and using them in a violent fashion.

[WYATT]

Originally Posted by frontline

Does it count as cheating if you use the "Stranger"?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caps/\L0cK]

This is a pointless thread.... and honestly kid your nuts are going to burst.

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Caps/\L0cK

This is a pointless thread.... and honestly kid your nuts are going to burst.

Or maybe he'll build up the serpent energy and focus it up the 33 degrees into the Godhead through meditation and enlighten his self.

Or maybe Typhon will shitkick him as he usually does most men.

[*SunShyne*]

I made it 48 days.

Mind you, I was in Europe for 43 of them, and I wasn't about to just go at it while sleeping in a room with 10 other people. The other five days are for when i got back from Europe and noticed on my flight home that sex wasn't going to happen right away.

Karma caught up with me for something, I still have no idea what for though

[FlorpIncarnate]

I made it 2 months once, because of surgery...

Amazingly intense personality alteration. No matter what I was thinking about or doing, my mind would trainwreck and get horny. I challenge anyone to get horny every 10 mins while doing pages and pages of calculus for 4 hours. Believe me, it CAN happen to YOU.

Ooooh.. the integration sign is so curvy...

[Heffy]

^ LOL

+ i got bad karma! :D

i consider it a compliment from one hater to another.

[christoqher]

Originally Posted by Heffy

you make me laugh. Ï'm going to go fuck my hot g\f now. have fun you prepusenenst fuck

YOU HAVE A TROLL AND HIS NAME IS R.A.M.A.Z.E

you just got pwned.

[Sykonee]

I bet he's already cheated by having an orgasm via the prostate.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by *SunShyne*

I made it 48 days.

Mind you, I was in Europe for 43 of them, and I wasn't about to just go at it while sleeping in a room with 10 other people. The other five days are for when i got back from Europe and noticed on my flight home that sex wasn't going to happen right away.

Karma caught up with me for something, I still have no idea what for though

And, correct me if I'm wrong, you're Female?

For Men it's a lot harder to resist temptation for a little "alone time" if they're Single or otherwise alone for long periods of Time. :p

[Phrenetic]

godda clean the tubes once in a while :)

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by christoqher

YOU HAVE A TROLL AND HIS NAME IS R.A.M.A.Z.E

you just got pwned.

He's not a troll!@ YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!$#!@

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

And, correct me if I'm wrong, you're Female?

For Men it's a lot harder to resist temptation for a little "alone time" if they're Single or otherwise alone for long periods of Time. :p

But it's okay if she gives us 2:1 odds....

[*SunShyne*]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

And, correct me if I'm wrong, you're Female?

For Men it's a lot harder to resist temptation for a little "alone time" if they're Single or otherwise alone for long periods of Time. :p

I have a very high sex drive (for a chick I guess?)... I've never met anyone who could keep up with me... wheather it be in a relationship, or good old casual sex.... Making it those 48 days was not something I'd ever like to do again.

And dude, if you've ever been to a hostel... you've seen the crap that people leave behind there, and you see the way they're maintained... I don't care how clean you think it is, it's not that clean.

My own standards for cleanliness, that and the fear of getting caught and then raped, on top of the whole sharring a room with 7 other people thing... really not my jive turkey.

[christoqher]

Originally Posted by *SunShyne*

I made it 48 days.

Mind you, I was in Europe for 43 of them, and I wasn't about to just go at it while sleeping in a room with 10 other people. The other five days are for when i got back from Europe and noticed on my flight home that sex wasn't going to happen right away.

Karma caught up with me for something, I still have no idea what for though

thats no excuse, I was camping with 40 people and I still managed to bust a nut by myself.

[·dıesel·]

are u kidding me i jacked it twice since ive read this




noo..i take that back i havnt lol