The Alien/Asian Link

[Gunter S]

First of all I would just like to apologise if this actually offends anyone. I'm not a racist and this isn't meant to insult or bring down anyone.

This is just a random theory I thought of oneday and thought it was pretty interesting.

I just noticed how some asian people look simliar, sort of (when you squint), to 'greys'. Generally skinny, short, 'slanty' eyes. And asians seem to be particularly good at maths/science/all that crap that is far too complicated for me to even think about.

Though this is only my first post, I've been coming here for quite a few years and have spent countless hours reading all of your posts and ideas. One thing I notice is that a fair few of you agree that China is getting to be economically and militarily ... dominent in the world. Or atleast will be in some time. (I clearly had trouble properly wording that sentence)

My theory is that China eventually 'takes over' the world and the Chinese become the 'dominent' race. And thousands or even millions of years down the track they 'become' the Greys. Whether through evolution or some sort of artificial means.

I also chucked the in theory that the UFO's that people have been seeing all over the world for centuries are infact time machines, and not visitors from outer space. It's the Greys, or the future chinese or whatever the hell you want to call my little idea, that are the time travellers.

So, in a nutshell, my theory is that the greys and UFO's that have been sighted over the years are infact just the chinese (it started off as asians in general, but whatevs) from the future that are visiting us in their time machines, which they built using their smarts in maths/science/all that other crap.

[christoqher]

what the hell are you jabbering about now?
too much reading. square1

[Phrenetic]

ok? haha :p

[wishbone]

Budd Hopkins already hypothesized that greys are time shifters from our much distant future.

Asian genes taking over the world is a strong statistical probability.

So.........I don't really know what my point is here. Hi, Mom.

[dabbler]

that may or not be rascist, but it's definitely retarded. when you say "asians" you are referring to only chinese? there are many types of asian ethnic backgrounds, and you can't say that the stereotype of being smart with match or science applies to them all. so basically you are saying that aliens look like they are chinese, which as i said before, is retarded. or at least, that's my theory

[mekim]

if there's one thing i've learned in the past couple years of message board-ery, it's to never, ever preface anything with "i'm not a racist but ..."

[dj_soo]

you know that voice in the back of your head that says "don't post this, it's going to make me look like a retarded moron?"

yea, you should listen to that voice.

[kir mokum]

fuck all you haters, this is brilliant. where do i send my monies to make this happen?

[LEEROY CHANG!!]

DUDE U R RACIST, IMA FUKKIN CUT U

[Gunter S]

i'm not the only one. I did hear a theory from a guy I met at a party once. He seemed half joking but at the same time it he was dead serious. I just wish I could remember the details.

The theory basically spelled out that Asians have been the most genetically tampered with of all the humans. The interlopers were the greys, and, these greys only had their own genetics to use as a basis for the improvement of humanity. This would then explain why Asians are generally shorter, have less body and facial hair, and are more intelligent at mathematics.

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

you know that voice in the back of your head that says "don't post this, it's going to make me look like a retarded moron?"

yea, you should listen to that voice.

please re-read this before you post anything ever again.

[mekim]

this is seriously great reading.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by Gunter S

i'm not the only one. I did hear a theory from a guy I met at a party once.

That dosen't validate it.

[Gunter S]

let's dare to compare...

[Gunter S]

Originally Posted by kir mokum

fuck all you haters, this is brilliant. where do i send my monies to make this happen?

PM me

Originally Posted by Gunter S

i'm not the only one. I did hear a theory from a guy I met at a party once. He seemed half joking but at the same time it he was dead serious. I just wish I could remember the details.

The theory basically spelled out that Asians have been the most genetically tampered with of all the humans. The interlopers were the greys, and, these greys only had their own genetics to use as a basis for the improvement of humanity. This would then explain why Asians are generally shorter, have less body and facial hair, and are more intelligent at mathematics.

WAS THIS THE MAN WHO TOLD YOU THE STORY?

[dabbler]

yeah, now you are being rascist. wasn't sure before

[narc]

does anyone know the home address of fnk user "Gunter S"?

please pm me. thx.

[Gunter S]

Originally Posted by Avana

WAS THIS THE MAN WHO TOLD YOU THE STORY?

Gary!!!

[Gunter S]

Originally Posted by dabbler

yeah, now you are being rascist

thats impossible

Originally Posted by dabbler

yeah, now you are being rascist. wasn't sure before

Guys, lets not give him such a hard time, not only did he hear this at a party, he has pictures to back up his theory.

[Phrenetic]

Originally Posted by narc

does anyone know the home address of fnk user "Gunter S"?

please pm me. thx.

woa here we go!

[dabbler]

i thought gunter was wum?

[Gunter S]

Originally Posted by narc

does anyone know the home address of fnk user "Gunter S"?

please pm me. thx.

the aliens, or should i say "asians" (how close those words are), have agents everywhere.

reveal yourself!

[Phrenetic]

Originally Posted by Gunter S

the aliens, or should i say "asians" (how close those words are), have agents everywhere.

reveal yourself!

stop plz, your just digging a a bigger hole.

now is not the time to be comical