notsokool-aid

bob · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 12, 02

i bought the red package because i wanted red cherry kool-aid. it said it was cherry. it even gives me 2 bonus points on the back of the package. when i open it up, i see green powder. now i did not ask for grass kool-aid but this is what i am getting. so i add water and now the powder is BLUE and very wet. cherries are not blue in this part of the world. so where did my kool-aid come from?

high-dee · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 12, 02

this guy who works at kool aid named jerry.
he is fifty- and he accidently switched the kool aid packets around.
and then he peed on it because he hates his job at the kool aid factory.
so really you got jerry flavoured kool aid.
my favourite is lemon lime, but i bet it is really jerry's associate joe's pee flavour.
that's why you have to add so much sugar.

bob · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 12, 02

but i thought there is already sugar in pee?

high-dee · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 12, 02

not enough, ok?
the sugar is what makes it change colour.

do i get more kool-aid points in my next letter?

bob · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 12, 02

no i'm sending a postcard and the kool-aid points will fall out if i mail it

high-dee · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 12, 02

GLUE THEM ON BITCH!

Pegasus · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 02

omg you guys are FUCKING hilarious!!! especially your kool-aid story there bob....

sh4un · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 13, 02

thats the cool super n30t0 colour changing kool-aid
ive had that shit b4
still tastes the same, so its good =P