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Old Jul 25, 02
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Me and My Paper

Well, I have been procrastinating aaaall semester, but now it comes down to this.....a face off between me and my 2 term papers.

I am writing one of them as a rhetorical analysis on a Xenadrine ad and I just found something very funny......there is a quote that says "When friends told me Xenadrine works, I had absolutely no idea that I'd be able to lose 22 pounds in just 3 weeks! Sexnadrine's amazing. No wonder it's #1 in America." and it has a * next to it.....so anyways, I wanted to know what the * was for, so I looked for the reference at the bottom of the page....and I found it! In the smallest letters, it says, *these results not typical. The before and after pictures are, I'm almost positive, 2 different girls as well. So in conclusion, I don't think Xenadrine works (although I've heard it does) because they are not confident enough to be real to their readers......

Another thing about me and my paper.....I have been wasting time on F&K the whole day, I have written 2 other short essays, and I have been procrastinating and procrastinating the start of at least one of my term papers....well, I finally turned off F&K for a while and sat down and wrote 1000 words.....then I decided to come on here.......again. Dumb move!

Look at me, I wasted more time typing this post than I probably would have needed to complete another 500 words or so.....

I wonder if anyone will read this? if you did, you are *special*. I just needed to spill something to anyone because I am holding myself hostage in this room, away from civilization, until I complete this, and posting is my only contact with the world.....

uh oh, I've said too much.

That is all. (for now)

*Jen*
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Old Jul 25, 02
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No bad karma for my whining, okay?!

I think good karma will make me feel better.....

*Jen*
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Old Jul 25, 02
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M!SKA has a spectacular aura aboutM!SKA has a spectacular aura about
YAY I'm special!! LOL
Good luck with the paper, Jen.. I don't even know what Xenadrine is!! hahaha.
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Old Jul 25, 02
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Ha! You read it! Thanks dude.....

good karma for you

*Jen*
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Old Jul 25, 02
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Join Date: Jun 2001
frogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the rough
i read the whole thing, so i guess that makes me *special*

good luck on your paper and may the PLUR be w/ you and your kitten

ps, i have given out too much karma today
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Old Jul 25, 02
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It's okay, I'm not allowed to give karma to you either.....

I have a kitten?!

*Jen*
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Old Jul 25, 02
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frogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the rough
you do now!

happy birthday!
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Old Jul 25, 02
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frogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the rough
can you please waste some more time and tell us what Xenadrine is.....


ACHOOOO
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Old Jul 25, 02
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Thanks! What should I name it?! I think I should name it shutup

p.s.....it is not my b-day yet, but soon......I am going to get a tattoo and some dishes!

*Jen*
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Old Jul 25, 02
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Xenadrine is a diet supplement.....you didn't get that from the "lose 22 pounds in just 3 weeks"?! Hehe......

*Jen*

*wasting time is fun.....Kamz gonna kick my ass*
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Old Jul 25, 02
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p.s....bless you

*Jen*
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Old Jul 25, 02
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frogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the rough
Quote:
Originally posted by Starberry:
I am going to get a tattoo and some dishes!

LSHIFOMCAPMP

at first glance i saw tattoo of some dishes

i am glad that it is a tattoo and sume dishes

what kind of tattoo are you getting?

(please do not say TAZ)
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Old Jul 25, 02
blest w/ chest
 
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frogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the rough
Quote:
Originally posted by Starberry:
Xenadrine is a diet supplement.....you didn't get that from the "lose 22 pounds in just 3 weeks"?! Hehe......

*Jen*

*wasting time is fun.....Kamz gonna kick my ass*
i need some of that.....i have gained 20 pounds since last summer.

tell kam to SHOVE IT
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Old Jul 25, 02
blest w/ chest
 
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frogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the roughfrogprincess is a jewel in the rough
Quote:
Originally posted by Starberry:
p.s....bless you

*Jen*
ah fank u
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Old Jul 25, 02
Funked up
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by frogprincess:


LSHIFOMCAPMP

at first glance i saw tattoo of some dishes

i am glad that it is a tattoo and sume dishes

what kind of tattoo are you getting?

(please do not say TAZ)
I am going to get a tattoo of my middle name in Chinese (my middle name is Mei Lin).....if only I can find out how to write it properly..........

No, I would definitely not get a tattoo of some dishes.....unless they were strawberry dishes......then maybe

*Jen*
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Old Jul 25, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by frogprincess:


i need some of that.....i have gained 20 pounds since last summer.

tell kam to SHOVE IT
Oh you are fine....well, actually I don't know that cuz I've only seen you once.....but from the once that I saw you, you looked perfectly fine......(I would be able to tell you that you look fine more matter-of-factly if you had stood and taken a picture with me like a good girl at uhh...whatever party that was, but nooooo...someone didn't want to...)...you could stand to gain some height though....juuuuuust like me! Vertically challenged unite!

I have lost 20 pounds since 2 years ago.....I think I am content.....

Kam just left, okay?! So I can't tell him to shove it..... We just watched Heartbreakers and it was preeetty good.....! I haven't written any more of my paper since I last posted.....I'm a bad bad girl! Ack....I'm dead.

That is all.

*Jen*
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Old Aug 01, 02
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*sigh*

Here we go again..........

3rd page and as stuck as ever........

*mental block* argh.

*Jen*
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Old Aug 01, 02
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5 pounds lost in a week....

(why won't it just end! -the week, that is)

*Jen*
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