My friend only washes once a week

[radha]

I have this friend who only washes for the following reason:

1) he feels itchy
2) he's going on a date that afternoon

His room doesn't smell bad, yet. And he never had BO.

How he can travel into Vancouver and back, and nobody wrinkles their nose (according to him), I dunno.

He's even gone up to friends, and asked them to check and see if he has BO. I dunno if his friends are being nice to him, or actually are honestly not smelling a week of body sweat fermenting on him.

Yet I can smell most of his friend's BO.

(My friend is Asian. He also has read that most body sweat is odourless, especially when you air it out, whatever that means.):sick:

Am I being paranoid about BO even in this mild case of hebophrenia?

[DefJef]

Just becuase he thinks he doesn't stink, is no reason to bathe on an irregular basis.

[crookedking]

quit harping on your friends hygiene and just dump him already.

[radha]

I think my friend bathed Monday in anticipation of a date but she never called back. He searched for her online, and found her.

She claims that her brother didn't want her visiting him in Vancouver cos she keeps him up at night.

Last I heard, my friend offered to visit her in Victoria. Hopefully he bathes before setting foot on the ferry.

[lildonkey]

I can't believe you fucking brought this to the boards instead of being a true friend and telling me in private man.

I want my fucking nintendo back.

[radha]

Listen, lildonkey, I never gave u a nintendo.

I don't even know you.

I'd sooner write letters of support to Kelly Ellard's family than befriend you.

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by radha

Listen, lildonkey, I never gave u a nintendo.

I don't even know you.

I'd sooner write letters of support to Kelly Ellard's family than befriend you.

Wow, you suck at life.

Clearly i was joking, you moron.

[BongMan]

Listen lildonkey you obviously confused him with someone else who recieved your Nintendo. Though for the smell may I suggest Degree for men./..

[lildonkey]

Originally Posted by BongMan

Listen lildonkey you obviously confused him with someone else who recieved your Nintendo. Though for the smell may I suggest Degree for men./..

Listen bongman, you obviously confused me with someone who confused someone for recieving their nintendo.

[DefJef]

Im starting to think this thread is actually one of those "you are kinda shy and ashamed of asking/telling so you disguise it as "So my freind has this thing/condition/problem" kinda threads."

Hey grammar police... its been a while since Ive been to internet school; Can you use a quotation inside a quotation?

[radha]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

Wow, you suck at life.

Clearly i was joking, you moron.

Me too. :nuts:

[radha]

Seriously, an (East)Asian dude 9 days old is clearly less smelly than a non-(East)Asian dude, and it only becomes BO when the bacteria feast on the dried sweat and dead skin.

Quite possibly there's something antibiotic in the dried sweat of an (East)Asian wo/man.

[radha]

i dunno. the second time i was in the hospital, the guy in the bed next to me next washed for longer than that.

he had sweat & dead skin so old it was like a skin condition.