msn conversations...gone wrong...

[impure]

alright, i think it's fair to post this because:
A) the other person in this conversation has no knowledge of this site and doesn't know anyone who reads these forums. so it's safe to say he won't have his privacy violated in that way.
B) he had more than fair warning that if he didn't stop with the direction of the conversation, then i would post it publicly. i was very clear.

it's a bit long to read, but then think about how i felt watching this sorry bastard carry on and on. posting this is my way of getting the last 30 minutes of his misery back.

maybe it's a bit cruel, but it's not like i did it behind his back, i was honest about my intentions if he carried on, and boy did he ever carry on. i had him blocked for a couple years because he really turned on the creep suddenly and was getting very stalky. i only unblocked him because i was hammered one day and figured it wouldn't harm me to allow him to talk on msn. he quickly admitted that he used to wait around at certain places in town he knew i frequented and he would inquire with the employees there about where i was. CREEPY. then he went on to say how much he admires me and my passion with horses.
and then he started going off in the direction of this particular msn conversation.
he's been re-blocked now.

PS some of the comments i made about myself and my "boyfriend" are clearly stated just to make him realize how wrong he was to carry on with it.
here ya go!
enjoy.

Glen says:
hey thete

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
hi

Glen says:
hey sexy

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
is it necessary? that's the stuff that makes me run

Glen says:
oh okay

Glen says:
you are not attracted to me

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
that's not what i said

Glen says:
ha

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
i said it's when you say stufff like that

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
that makes me run

Glen says:
sorry i am just very insecure

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
if you were so insecure then you wouldn't say stuff like that to me

Glen says:
well I am

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
well you're hiding it well

Glen says:
yes I am'

Glen says:
I am far from perfect

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
everyone is

Glen says:
and I do have isues

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
don't go thinkin' your special in that way

Glen says:
no I am not

Glen says:
i am beyond nornal

Glen says:
ha

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
beyond normal? that means your so normal you're BEYOND normal

Glen says:
k

Glen says:
I am going to tell you something

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
that's what i'm afraid of

Glen says:
thats okay

Glen says:
so am i

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
i doubt that

Glen says:
yes i am

Glen says:
I will be hohnest

Glen says:
honest

Glen says:
honest

Glen says:
spelled wrong

Glen says:
my problerm is finding a women that enjoys smaller penis sizes

Glen says:
that has been my issue

Glen says:
it has been very hard

Glen says:
and a task

Glen says:
either I am too thin

Glen says:
or not long enough

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
i see

Glen says:
so

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
so?

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
what am i to say?

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
sorry?

Glen says:
do you smaller

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
of course not....

Glen says:
that is what I had thought

Glen says:
I am single and very smnall

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
well really, i don't think i know a girl who likes it

Glen says:
I know'

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
but i'm sure there's girls who don't judge

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
or don't care

Glen says:
my penis is very small so]

Glen says:
it does suck

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
i'm sure it does

Glen says:
most of the girls I date to measure penis size

Glen says:
size would matter

Glen says:
like on lenght

Glen says:
I have never measured my penis thickness

Glen says:
not sure how to

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
good luck with that

Glen says:
I have a very small doick

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
i get the point

Glen says:
I am very honest

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
i get it

Glen says:
I am not afraid

Glen says:
my penis is very snall

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
alright, maybe you should start a support group

Glen says:
why

Glen says:
do you like small penis

Glen says:
my dick is very small

Glen says:
I can tell you inches

Glen says:
or how long it is]

Glen says:
I have no problem on that

Glen says:
I like telling my inches

Glen says:
it turnes me on\

Glen says:
penis size

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
you know, i think you need help

Glen says:
why

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
don't talk to me abou tthis any more

Glen says:
why

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
i'm getting tired of copying and pasting it into other windows,
because as much as it amuses my friends, it's labor intensive

Glen says:
you like prefer small dinks

Glen says:
minbe is very small

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
no my boyfriend has an unusualy large throbbing cock and i love it as
much as i love him

Glen says:
I want a girl to like it

Glen says:
k

Glen says:
thats kool to

Glen says:
thats sucks

Glen says:
to

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
good luck in your hunt, but if you don't quit with it, i'll be forced to blog our conversations

Glen says:
large dicks

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
no trust me, he dosn't suck
i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
he rocks my world

Glen says:
mine is super small

Glen says:
it sucks for me

Glen says:
I am singlel;

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
yep

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
and i am not

Glen says:
do you know of anyone tjhat likes small

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
i already said no

Glen says:
k

Glen says:
small dinks sucks

Glen says:
it has been like this for awhile

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
i'm sure it's been like that forever

Glen says:
is that normakle

Glen says:
normale

Glen says:
normal

Glen says:
can you help me

Glen says:
I am have a small penis, need someone to date me

Glen says:
do you knoe of anyone

Glen says:
ha

Glen says:
i am anked

Glen says:
naked

Glen says:
I like to show dink

Glen says:
I have a small dink

Glen says:
do you want to see

Glen says:
do you like

Glen says:
my penis is very small

Glen says:
not sure if you like

Glen says:
small penis

Glen says:
I am embarrassed

Glen says:
I have a 4 inch penis

Glen says:
you can laugh at my penis

Glen says:
I think its small

Glen says:
to pentrate a vagina

Glen says:
like the size a my penis

Glen says:
its to shrts

Glen says:
shrosrt

Glen says:
you like

Glen says:
I am small ha

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
i told you i will post this

Glen says:
k

Glen says:
do you like small dicks

Glen says:
mine penis is 4 inches

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
i don't like small, i love my boyfriend and his amazingly large cock and what he does to me with it

Glen says:
I am very open

Glen says:
most girls make fun of my penois

Glen says:
penis

Glen says:
i wish mine was large

Glen says:
mine is very small in size

Glen says:
like 5 inch

Glen says:
super small

Glen says:
i think part of the problem, is i am not thick enough

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
so get plastic surgery if it bugs you this much

Glen says:
well it cost moewny

Glen says:
money

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
but telling me is only going to get you interweb embarassment

Glen says:
I am \

Glen says:
so what

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
alright well, don't be mad when you see your name plastered in threads about how some sorry dude didn't take the repeated and clear hint to drop it

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
and then got burned

Glen says:
well when some one is small

Glen says:
i love the hints

i'm ready now. what'chu ready for? i'm ready for life in this city says:
well i'm going to love posting this on online

[sNyx]

im pretty sure the jokes on 'im ready now'

[impure]

yeah, you weren't there when he used to circle my block and park in neighbouring driveways to watch for me.
or when he would lurk at the career center every day waiting for me and asking the employees about me.

[LimeGreenLaser]

fuckin call the cops on him if he stalks u like that in person man!

if thats happening it needs to STOP!

but question: how did u meet this dude? how did u guys start from msn to him knowing where u live and work?

[impure]

Originally Posted by LimeGreenLaser

fuckin call the cops on him if he stalks u like that in person man!

if thats happening it needs to STOP!

but question: how did u meet this dude? how did u guys start from msn to him knowing where u live and work?

we met at the local career center where i would go to use the computers for fnk purposes :D
the creepyness didn't take long to reveal it's self but in that amount of time he had figured a few things out, such as where i lived. (i walked to the career center)
he's been reblocked and no further contact will happen on my end...

[impure]

somehow i think i'll see him on that Dateline special "to catch a predator"

[jenai]

i am sure i could start a support group with this dude on facebook.

so, um, can u pass on his msn email addy to me please?

coming to facebook soon, the "Small Men and the Women Who Love Us"

[impure]

seriously, he'd probably go for it
thanks for reminding me to delet and block him on facebook :)

[lildonkey]

no horse jokes?

i'm dissapointed in you FNK!

[azazel]

[impure]

^^ that is fucking awesome.

[impure]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

no horse jokes?

i'm dissapointed in you FNK!

i know, right?
growing out of the 12yr old mentality sucks :(

[impure]

alright, so a friend of mine chatted with him when she was on msn today.
same story.
dude's fucked up.

[impure]

his msn name is DOES ANYONE DATE A SMALL ONE.

come on now.


sher back me up on this one.

[impure]

yeah, seriously.
i wish i had the time to copy and paste that conversation too.
oh well.
farrah, do you want his msn?

[Felix Nothus]

Omg that was halarious...
Someone needs to do that dude a favour and shoot him...

[impure]

bad karma for that post?
WTF.
have you taken your meds today?

[impure]

it sarcastic.
seriously.
there was the slight chance that since you love to troll, you may well have enjoyed fucking with his little head, no pun intended.

[impure]

no, but you struck me as the type who would use an msn chat with a freak like this guy as a way to kill time, much like i did.
it was not meant to offend :) thanks for the jumping-the-gun karma

[M.C. BEAR]

yo face is a assumption wit no 'umption

[impure]

you got a face like buttah.

[UrbanNinja]

So, he's shown stalker tendencies since you first met him... and yet you kept him on your msn, just "blocked".. and you randomly decide to unblock the stalker and we're supposed to what.. laugh? Feel sympathy for your stupidity? Why don't you tilt that Grey Goose bottle a little more hun..

[titts_mcgee]

Originally Posted by impure

yeah, seriously.
i wish i had the time to copy and paste that conversation too.
oh well.
farrah, do you want his msn?

now now...don't be silly....if you pass him off to someone else where would you get the attention you are so desperately seeking from?

Also, I'm pretty sure Farah has sense enough to....oh I dunno, not have him on facebook AND msn.

"tehehehe omg i hate being so fucking hot...like guys look at this guy, he's so obsessed with me..tehehehe this plight of mine in life is torture! woe is me..tehehehe omg he just accepted my invitation to enter my vagina tonight. what a creepo! LOLZ"

dipshit!

[impure]

Originally Posted by UrbanNinja

So, he's shown stalker tendencies since you first met him... and yet you kept him on your msn, just "blocked".. and you randomly decide to unblock the stalker and we're supposed to what.. laugh? Feel sympathy for your stupidity? Why don't you tilt that Grey Goose bottle a little more hun..

i think i just need a straw.

[impure]

Originally Posted by titts_mcgee

now now...don't be silly....if you pass him off to someone else where would you get the attention you are so desperately seeking from?

Also, I'm pretty sure Farah has sense enough to....oh I dunno, not have him on facebook AND msn.

"tehehehe omg i hate being so fucking hot...like guys look at this guy, he's so obsessed with me..tehehehe this plight of mine in life is torture! woe is me..tehehehe omg he just accepted my invitation to enter my vagina tonight. what a creepo! LOLZ"

dipshit!

wow.
clearly you don't know me otherwise you'd realize that what you said was on the other end of the spectrum from what i meant.

thanks for comin' out though :)