Texts From Last Night

[EPID3MIK-7]

Productivity killer:


Remember that text you shouldn't have sent last night?


Some of the latest:

(303): Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

"(315): That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge."

"(516): I woke up on my floor...
(1-516): I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop..."

[t-skywalker]

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