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Toilet Bowl Where the shit goes. *flushed* down the drain. |
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Morgan, Earl, Rina, Inga, Pluto, Emma. These are the names I'm going to use for my eight kids. I only have six, so I'll name the seventh child "seven." The eight kid will be called.... mmmm..... "Mellons." Yea, mellons, because I like mellons. They are round, and they smell pretty.
Meanest prank would be to pee in someone's shoe. What's brown and sticky? Ewww.... its not that! Who would win in a fight between Gumby and a one-legged chicken? Mmm..... chicken milk. Chicken milk with christmas food. (if you don't get the milk thing, it'd help if you could read milk cartons in french). Love is never having to say that your sorry. If the moon is made of cheese, what are the stars made of? I plan to live on a farm with chickens and horses. I'll sell the eggs and ride my horsies. And I'll have one cow, and I'll name her "Daisy." "Essence of all art is to have pleasure, while giving pleasure." -Some guy. - 1948 Everyone has a gift that they're born with. I got the best gift, because its mine. A gypsy told me that I can lick people well, and that was my gift. Maybe I was a dog in my past life. But, I must of been a really good one, like Lassie, or something, rescuing babies and stuff, because I'm a real boy now! David. Eat Yellow Snow. What's brown and stick? duh... a stick! |