Can't sleep

[Chet]

Fuck I can't get to sleep
grrrrrr

[GiggleyGal]

That's always happens 2 me. It really sucks! :(

[Miss T]

poor chet!

u should drink warm milk and count sheep!

haha

[GiggleyGal]

Read a book?? That puts me 2 sleep sometimes.

[Miss T]

or watch tv in bed....that helps :)

[cheeseburger]

i would say rub one out, but we all knew that was the first thing he tried

[Chet]

I tried that 3 times
it has no effect on me anymore

[Chet]

I only smoke weed when I need to,
And I need to get some rest,
I confess, I burnt a hole in the mattress,
Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty,
And on the count of three I pull back the duvet,
Make my way to the refrigerator,
One dry potato inside, no lie
Not even bread, jam,
When the light above my head went bam!
I can't sleep, something's all over me,
Greasy, insomnia please release me,
And let me dream about making mad love on the heath,
Tearing off tights with my teeth.
But there's no relief,
I'm wide awake in my kitchen,
It's dark and I'm lonely,
Oh, if I could only get some sleep,
Creaky noises make my skin creep,
I need to get some sleep,
I can't get no sleep....

[Miss T]

craziness duuude!

[crookedking]

the things you think of when you can't sleep.

Originally posted by Chet:
I only smoke weed when I need to,
And I need to get some rest,
I confess, I burnt a hole in the mattress,
Yes, yes, it was me, I plead guilty,
And on the count of three I pull back the duvet,
Make my way to the refrigerator,
One dry potato inside, no lie
Not even bread, jam,
When the light above my head went bam!
I can't sleep, something's all over me,
Greasy, insomnia please release me,
And let me dream about making mad love on the heath,
Tearing off tights with my teeth.
But there's no relief,
I'm wide awake in my kitchen,
It's dark and I'm lonely,
Oh, if I could only get some sleep,
Creaky noises make my skin creep,
I need to get some sleep,
I can't get no sleep....

[Chet]

no that's a little bit of insomnia by faithless

[crookedking]

well then maybe they would be able to sleep if they were faithful?

[boozydaclown]

maybe you both need to jerk me off please jerk me off

[sebcoe]

whenever i need to go to sleep i snort a line of drano

[Chet]

^^ thats usually what I do.......but I found that smoking lightbulbs and sniffing glue while masterbating does the trick really well

[Tea Snarky]

that would explain a lot about your behaviour, chet

[Chet]

Ha hA Ha hA
where am I?? :284:

[Miss T]

:cake: <---------smarten up

[poohbearhoney]

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