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You have the entire internet at your disposal. Flooding shitty message boards begging for entertainment really isn't an efficient use of your time. Instead, how about you type www.google.com in your address bar, and then plug in a keyword of a topic you've always been interested in, but never really knew much about. After which, you proceed to read everything you can about said topic, and follow any links within which that might interest you. I guarantee you that you'll easily be able to kill off a 9 hour shift just by reading things that you're interested in.
If, by chance, you can't find something that you're interested in, and persists in pleading for people to corroborate your "LOLs" and "OMGs", then find a red Swingline and staple yourself in the eye repeatedly. Or better yet, if there is a gun nearby, shoot yourself in the eye with that. The average office doesn't keep rifles on hand, so you shall have to make due with the stapler. For the love of all humanity, and even those who frequent messageboards. |