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Toilet Bowl Where the shit goes. *flushed* down the drain. |
View Poll Results: How do you wipe your ass? | |||
Male-Front to back | 16 | 34.78% | |
Male-Back to front | 12 | 26.09% | |
Male-Side to side | 0 | 0% | |
Male-not at all....Eww! | 1 | 2.17% | |
Female-Front to back | 10 | 21.74% | |
Female-Back to front | 2 | 4.35% | |
Female-Side to side | 0 | 0% | |
Female-not at all....mmm so sexy! | 0 | 0% | |
none of the above cuz i have one of those pressurized water sprayer on the ass things that cleans nicely and sometimes squirts water up my butt and makes me squeal with delight. | 5 | 10.87% | |
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How do you wipe your ass?
C'mon people gimme the straight goods here....
this was inspired by a conversation that came up with some friends of mine and i was interested in seeing the results.... please remember that each field has a gender in front of it...answer according to urs..... corrie |
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My brother called me a freake the otehr day because he found out I fold my toilet paper.
So does anyone fold their toilet paper? You know wipe fold wipe? Saves on paper..... Went to Superstore.....13 dollars to wipe my ass for the month... you bet I'm going to stinge. |
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^^well i bunch up the paper so its kinda hard to fold....but i always look to see how much im getting off my ass.....and if its towards the end and im not getting much anymore ill start turning it inside out and double wiping.......
and also sometimes towards the end ill lick the tp(but not on situations where im double wiping of course)...i find like if you took a shit but then sat there and read a magazine or something sometimes it'll start to dry up...so moistening the t.p. definitely helps in clearing the "debris".... god i hope i jus didn't reveal too much info........ i mean...this is allllll a joke...yeah..yeahhh thats it...a joke....ha..... corrie |
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ew. thats like jap scat/bukkake shit!! (no pun intended) But it's all about the front to back. 'The Crane' is no good, you have to craddle the balls, reach in to the abyss, and then scoop?....it's all just too awkward. What if you accidently graze your junk on the way out? Your sick c*rrie, sick... (the asterix is to protect the idenity of the named person) Yeah i'm a folder as well! waste not what not. I have a system: I take 4-5 squares, fold in half and then fold in half again so you get a neat little square. It maximizes the wiping surface and number of layers while minimizing the amount of paper used. Its 100% total efficiency! And from there it easily sets you up for a wipe-fold-wipe if necessary. Front to back forever!!! The Crane is an abomination to anuses!! Last edited by BeatFarmer; Aug 10, 03 at 12:26 AM. |
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i saw the pressure thing on tv once.....its like for the rich and famous or something cuz theyre too special to have their hands that close to feces....iono what it was called.....probably the pooblaster2000.... hey skipp.....were u jus trying to diss me...... what picture did you not want anyone to see....i seem to recall a severly retarded kid resembling someone i know but i can't seem to put my finger on who.......did you say something about a crane.... hmmmmmmmm? corrie |
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i know i couldn't believe it...that would be such a long process....do the spray wait for it to blow you dry i guess....(i would assume theyd come with some sort of air dry system)
i can't wait until theyr in every toilet!! corrie |
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