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View Poll Results: How do you wipe your ass?
Male-Front to back 16 34.78%
Male-Back to front 12 26.09%
Male-Side to side 0 0%
Male-not at all....Eww! 1 2.17%
Female-Front to back 10 21.74%
Female-Back to front 2 4.35%
Female-Side to side 0 0%
Female-not at all....mmm so sexy! 0 0%
none of the above cuz i have one of those pressurized water sprayer on the ass things that cleans nicely and sometimes squirts water up my butt and makes me squeal with delight. 5 10.87%
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Old Jun 20, 03
I lost a button hole..
 
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How do you wipe your ass?

C'mon people gimme the straight goods here....
this was inspired by a conversation that came up with some friends of mine and i was interested in seeing the results....

please remember that each field has a gender in front of it...answer according to urs.....

corrie
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Old Jun 20, 03
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meth0dical will become famous soon enough
front to back
theres no reason to wipe towards the genitals.
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Old Jun 20, 03
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hahahahahahaha corrie.. oh my....

How the hell do you do SIDE TO SIDE? That's like grinding your shit back up your hole.
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Old Jun 20, 03
 
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hahaha best poll ever!
i would of never thought of it!

you also forgot the kinky option... having someone lick it off. *LMFAO*
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Old Jun 20, 03
i really look like this!
 
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is that...
kinky to you christine?
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Old Jun 20, 03
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:sick: ^^

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Old Jun 20, 03
 
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*LMAO*
ok i worded that wrong.
the disgusting option, which is also kinky to some..etc..etc...
:hehe:
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Old Jun 20, 03
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Hahaha what a funny post!
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Old Jun 21, 03
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i think side to side is like a pinch...
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Old Jun 25, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by *STARFISH*
hahaha best poll ever!
i would of never thought of it!

you also forgot the kinky option... having someone lick it off. *LMFAO*
:awh:.....
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Old Jun 25, 03
I lost a button hole..
 
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there's a reason why that option was left out.....i figured scat porn would be an entirely different topic by itself...but if u wish to discuss feel free...*sickies*

yoko....u never know!

corrie
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Old Jun 25, 03
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This would have to be the most SEXIEST! thread I have ever came across! LOL!!
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Old Jun 28, 03
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Originally posted by yoko*
hahahahahahaha corrie.. oh my....

How the hell do you do SIDE TO SIDE? That's like grinding your shit back up your hole.
i almost spat ice tea all over the comp. nice.
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Old Jul 05, 03
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with silk!

merd
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Old Jul 07, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by *STARFISH*
you also forgot the kinky option... having someone lick it off. *LMFAO*
Isn't this why cats and dogs exist?
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Old Jul 07, 03
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My brother called me a freake the otehr day because he found out I fold my toilet paper.
So does anyone fold their toilet paper? You know wipe fold wipe?
Saves on paper.....

Went to Superstore.....13 dollars to wipe my ass for the month...
you bet I'm going to stinge.
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Old Jul 11, 03
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^^well i bunch up the paper so its kinda hard to fold....but i always look to see how much im getting off my ass.....and if its towards the end and im not getting much anymore ill start turning it inside out and double wiping.......

and also sometimes towards the end ill lick the tp(but not on situations where im double wiping of course)...i find like if you took a shit but then sat there and read a magazine or something sometimes it'll start to dry up...so moistening the t.p. definitely helps in clearing the "debris"....

god i hope i jus didn't reveal too much info........

i mean...this is allllll a joke...yeah..yeahhh thats it...a joke....ha.....

corrie
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Old Jul 16, 03
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haha they were talkin about that the other nite actually on THE MAN SHOW....jimmy was saying something about running the toilet paper under the tap before you wiped or somethign like that...man....good times.....

corrie
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Old Jul 18, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by *STARFISH*

you also forgot the kinky option... having someone lick it off. *LMFAO*

ew. thats like jap scat/bukkake shit!! (no pun intended)

But it's all about the front to back. 'The Crane' is no good, you have to craddle the balls, reach in to the abyss, and then scoop?....it's all just too awkward. What if you accidently graze your junk on the way out? Your sick c*rrie, sick... (the asterix is to protect the idenity of the named person)


Yeah i'm a folder as well! waste not what not. I have a system: I take 4-5 squares, fold in half and then fold in half again so you get a neat little square. It maximizes the wiping surface and number of layers while minimizing the amount of paper used. Its 100% total efficiency! And from there it easily sets you up for a wipe-fold-wipe if necessary.


Front to back forever!!!
The Crane is an abomination to anuses!!

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Old Jul 18, 03
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^ clone..............meh :sick:




B//F
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Old Jul 28, 03
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Um... with toilet paper
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Old Aug 04, 03
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The pressurized water sprayer thing is called a bidet :D
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Old Aug 04, 03
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Quote:
Originally posted by M!SKA
The pressurized water sprayer thing is called a bidet :D
thats not what i was referring too....im well aware of a bidet and its not used for wiping ur ass....

i saw the pressure thing on tv once.....its like for the rich and famous or something cuz theyre too special to have their hands that close to feces....iono what it was called.....probably the pooblaster2000....


hey skipp.....were u jus trying to diss me......
what picture did you not want anyone to see....i seem to recall a severly retarded kid resembling someone i know but i can't seem to put my finger on who.......did you say something about a crane....
hmmmmmmmm?

corrie
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Old Aug 04, 03
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are you SERIOUS?? there's another kind of ass sprayer???? dood..
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Old Aug 10, 03
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i know i couldn't believe it...that would be such a long process....do the spray wait for it to blow you dry i guess....(i would assume theyd come with some sort of air dry system)

i can't wait until theyr in every toilet!!

corrie
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