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Jul 17, 01
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announcing....the "IF THEY FOUGHT" thread!
well i figure since we have a boxing ring now...we might as well take advantage of it! i have decided to reopen the age old question of .....IF THEY FOUGHT...WHO WOULD WIN?
:016: match #1 A KANGAROO AND A GORILLA these two always get the ball rolling nicely. i know we did this awhile ago...but now we have more members with more input. so who would win and why???? :016: 
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Jul 17, 01
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okay i'll go first then....
i think the gorilla would win. i know my previous stance was the kangaroo victory...but i've changed my mind. yes the kangaroo can kick like a mofo...but the gorilla's got a mean reach to him. i think he'd be beating kanga's ass down before he knew what hit him!
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Jul 17, 01
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hahaha yes ... i loved it when we had this thread a while back !
Um i'm going to have to go w/ u on this one wunder girl ... the gorilla would totally kick ass .... it has much more power then the kangaroo ... but if the kangaroo ran a way (or should i say hopped away) i don't know if the gorilla would be able to catch up .... But if u put them in a boxing ring the GORILLA WOULD WIN!!!
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Jul 17, 01
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Match #2
Rock vs. Paper Paper should wrap around the rock, put it in a sleeper hold and win. Unless the rock pounds the shit out of the paper first.
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Jul 17, 01
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F&K battles
stabby VS _______ <-- ??
if i could challenge someone on f&k... -astroboy cuz i'd beat him up and he'd like it (sexually) and cuz i beat him up at sunkissed already and we have photoproof of me kicking him in the nuts. OH YEAH. and i gotta beat him AND liquid_love at puzzle fighter.. THE DAY WILL COME FOOLS! -nigel cuz he is sucha lil annoying brat (hehe) and he bit me so many times downtown. wait.. thats a good thing. i'd um. yeah. still beat the lil punk. yeah! -ninjaboy: sorry sweetheart. but i need to retain the ultimate NINJA title... muahaha. i think the attack will be when im posing as your body guard when you're spinning and the i take you out right then and scream. "WHOS THE REAL NINJA NOW?!?!? MUHAHAHAHA." err... -illuminescent cuz he kicked my ass last time i saw him and i owe him sand down the pants for losing to me at tic tac toe. and we all know i could out free style him. k.. maybe not. im sure there are more... but we'll see in the future. raver goo: spiderman would kick batmans ass cuz batman requires weapons and doesnt have the power himself. where as spiderman has his spider senses and web. oh and trance IS elevator music.. isnt it? ;] hippies would kick our lil raver asses. im scared. .stabitout.
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Jul 17, 01
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Superman vs. Shazam
THAT was an epic battle.
Anyone else read the comic book series?
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Jul 19, 01
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and Fantastic Four obviously!!!! c'mon! Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing, The Human Torch!!! they kicked Galactus' ass, they'd pound the Animainiac's to da ground! hehehe
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Jul 19, 01
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DDUUUDE!! christina is like 5' tall, she would NEVER be able to kick the crap outta britney. britney's the one w/all the moves!!! at least she's got some meat on her. jessica can't move properly, so that leaves her out (lookit how she dances!!!). yes, so britney wins. :339:
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Jul 19, 01
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okay. apparently no one cares about the kangaroo! :355:
ZEBRA VS. ELK I think it would be the zebra....the elk would be like "TOO MANY STRIPES!!! CAN'T.....SEE......ZEBRA......:361:" and then he'd get all dizzy and um....fall down. CHRISTINA VS. BRITTNEY VS. JESSICA I'm not sure who would pay to see 3 anorexics roll around on the floor but....if I had to put money on one of them it would be Christina. Although none of them are very strong, I think the biggest whore would know how to bitch fight the best. And hands down that would be Christina.:Kimmie: I dunno too much about comics anymore...although there was a time that I did collect marvels...... STABBY VS. ANYONE ON THIS SITE Damn, whoever it is better run. First she'd make you cry and then she kill you with her flying spinning heel kick to the teeth!:Stab1: I'd fight you stabby.....vat of jello maybe? hee hee What about Bert vs. Ernie? I'd have to go with Bert on this one...Ernie had that nasty crack habit....
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Jul 19, 01
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bambii!! ;]
i would fight you in pudding, jello, whipped cream.. HEHEHE. and they start making out with you in the middle of it and have kinky i hate men sex!! haaha. *bitter mood*
bert would kick ernies ass most likely, hence the bert is evil sites, ernie is too nice to do anything about it. besides, i think ernie likes getting beat up. it turns him on sexually. maybe one day after severe abuse from bert.. ernie will take a stand and say no and beat the stuffing outta bert.. with his rubber ducky. ;] i dont watch enough much music to know who these pop stars are really or how they act. but i would be content if i saw courtney love or some hot lil crack whore stumble in and beat the all up... *smerks* and WHAT THE HELL IS AN ELK?? :003: since i dont know what an elk is im imagining it to be a fluffy bunny with 2 tentacles. so the elk would win. .stabitout.
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Jul 20, 01
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oh oh!!
Barney VS. Dudley the Dragon! hah... Zebra VS Elk i'd say.. the...... zebra.. because if they ran around in circles, it'd make the elk feel dizzy so it'd fall over.. then it could trample it.. to bad the elks weren't liek giraffes adn they're necks would knot up so they'd die by themselves.. but ya.. okie.. to much discovery channel 4 meeh.. my daddy vs your dady!! hehe my daddy could kik your daddy's ass anyday! =P
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May 21, 04
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CAPS LOCK FILTER DIE!!
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May 21, 04
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SOMETIMES IT WORKS!
oh and btw...an elk would kick a zebra's ass!
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May 21, 04
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An Elk would own a Zebra... Elks have Antlers! DUHHH!
Ostrich vs. Emu - My thoughts... Ostrich, longer neck, better advantage...
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May 21, 04
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an emu pissed on my foot once.
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May 21, 04
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Ewoks man... those guys are crazy. Like those ones that stole the Speeder from the Storm Troopers. Care Bears are too plurry to fight. Ewoks would slaughter them.
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