Sould I poop on my roommate?

Flip · #1 (**permalink**) Sep 22, 03

So my roommate and I are watching the first Transformers movie(for like the 50th time) and he passed out, right after the coolest scene in the world; when a person actually says "OH SHIT" in the cartoon series.The whole soundtrack sounds like it's early Van Halen, but it's not. So my dilema is; should I pee on him, just to say I've done it OR should I shoot a load in his face and tell him it was the neighbour's dog who did it? Decisions decisions.

Xtafen · #2 (**permalink**) Sep 22, 03

Jerk off into his hair conditioner bottle.

namo1ner · #3 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

this is dumb wot does transformers have to do with shitting on some one?

Sketchy · #4 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

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Originally posted by namo1ner
this is dumb wot does transformers have to do with shitting on some one?

everything.

soma · #5 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

poop on him.. just for fun then he will understand

Flip · #6 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

I tried lighting his foot on fire, then he woke up angry and confused. Pussy! I can't gizz in his conditioner because we share those bottles and I often have friends over, who use our shower and I don't think they would come back if they got a head full of spunk. Oh well, there's always next time.

tufflove · #7 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

ahhahaa
ewwwwwwww
i want free meat damnit!

soma · #8 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

^ free meat?

Sue Bitch · #9 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

it is all about the frre meat and fatty won shikipobs last night good times came very close to winning our tab next time though

Flip · #10 (**permalink**) Sep 23, 03

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Originally posted by Sue Bitch
fatty won shikipobs last night

What the FUCK are shikipobs? Godammit woman, no more NyQuil for you! Are shikipobs anything like the Macarena? Is there an official shikipobs dance? That would be so cool! Shiki shiki pob pob shiki shiki pob!

kozmo_jr · #11 (**permalink**) Sep 26, 03

poop, but dont hate the transformers

BuTTeRCuP_GiNa · #12 (**permalink**) Nov 25, 03

lmfao.. im so bored... this si entertaining.. ahhh ive been all nite.. 9:51am ehhhhh ....WEEEEEEE.. that explains why im laughign so hard :trippin: shiiiiiiiiit ... lol.. shit on his facE!!! and then... PISS in his mouth..hahaha.. he will understand..;)

Flip · #13 (**permalink**) Nov 25, 03

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Originally posted by BuTTeRCuP_GiNa
shit on his facE!!! and then... PISS in his mouth..hahaha.. he will understand..;)

That's great advice, my grandma told me the exact same thing.

Kandyapple · #14 (**permalink**) Nov 25, 03

obviously you have no choice in this matter. pooping is a must and you know that. Don't second guess your gut instinct.
nice shirt...for me to poop on :moon:

Bevvy Swift · #15 (**permalink**) Nov 25, 03

thi jizz would be hella funny, but now that you mentioned poop, you can't back down. anything less would be a cop-out, and you know it.

Pegasus · #16 (**permalink**) Dec 03, 03

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Originally posted by Flip

What the FUCK are shikipobs? Godammit woman, no more NyQuil for you! Are shikipobs anything like the Macarena? Is there an official shikipobs dance? That would be so cool! Shiki shiki pob pob shiki shiki pob!

:O

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

ok i think its time for a new sig!

i am SO using this!